the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Got any dynamite?

< *Ragdolls internally*

V The sweet smell of Jarate in the morning

 

[Barbas]

^ Ew, no way!

< *Offended*.

v You smell like outdoor freshness.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ...Strange...

< Cheese.

V Understood?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Heck no

< *Stares at my Sanity meter with trepidation*

V A rumbling in the basement, a foul smell in the air and a rumpus in the offing

 

[Headsprouter]

^ How poetic.

< Must make haste.

V Superman on what?

 

[kailus13]

^ Rye usually.

< Has made himself hungry.

V Hates brown bread.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ Baseless accusations

< Accepts all grain products with an open heart

v But not this one

 

[Twintix]

^ Oh yeah? Well, screw you then! *eats bread angrily*

< "Crumple" is a fundamentally funny word.

V Whatcha' doooooin'?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ Having my feelings hurt! ;(

< Is now an emotional wreck and will eat many pints of ice cream

v Are you ice cream?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Getting my ass kicked because my teammates don't know what the fuck they're doing

< Wishes he could get some help.

V Is not good to go.

 

[Twintix]

^ Haha! You were ninja'd! That's all I needed! Now I'm good to go!

< Yeah...but where am I going?

V Hey you! Let me see your map!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ Maps are for losers

< I got a compass in my brain

v Is wildly jealous of me

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Oh yeah? I got Apple maps in my brain.

< ...Totally jealous.

v Mmmm...jelly...

 

[Barbas]

^ No, I'm a wizard.

< *Wizarding*.

v I can't alchemy right. Here, you take this unstable flask of goopy green stuff.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ This is what you get for sleeping through classes

< Now I have a philosopher's stone

v And I'll use it to turn you into gold

 

[SirDerpy]

^ *Gold*

< *Still Gold*

v *You only get a silver medal. How do you feel about that?*

 

[Twintix]

^ Aw myaaan! And I tried so hard...

< How could this happen to meeee~ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ7oqmikZDQ]

V Oh, sorry! I didn't see you there!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ Crushed muh tiny bones with monster feet

< Will never dance again

v You! Dance in my stead!

 

[SirDerpy]

^ I dance for no one.

< That may have to do with my lack of dancing ability.

v Professional dance teacher?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ...

< ...

V Mechanic?