the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I'll do it first thing tomorrow!

< *Retires to bedchamber*.

v Ding-dong...

 

[Fijiman]

^ Quack.

< Tired.

V Have you played the latest terrible game?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Of course not

< Only tolerable games welcome here

V We three Assassins

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes, that was the one.

< Every moved really slow.

v Hiiiii.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't have any grapes, duck!

< There are strange voices in my house.

V I might not make it out alive.

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ You will. Just believe in yourself.

< Believes in you.

v buy fake pasports, ID cards and driver licences at www.buyfakepasportsandid.com/scam

 

[Barbas]

^ *Click-clickitty-click*.

< It's naht working!

v Get your ass to Mahs!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Oh, those bleeding aliens won't leave those Archives alone, again!

< I swear we should just shoot anything that moves!

V Good drink, good meat, good grief, let's eat

 

[Barbas]

^ All I wanna do is NOM NOM NOM NOM-

< ...And-a-*munch, munch, gulp*.

v ...And pass the gravy.

 

[Fijiman]

^ But you already ate it all.

< Is not gonna go get more.

V Requires assistance.

 

[Barbas]

^ My cart appears to be malfunctioning.

< Uh-oh.

v Get clear, quick!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *jumps*

< Intoxicated.

V I'm so cool.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No, but you are okay.

< Should probably go to bed.

V Do you like ELO?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Not a fan, really

< Crits'mas Eve strikes again

V Unlike me you cannot feel the pony friendship magic coursing through your veins

 

[Headsprouter]

^ True.

< I'd like to consider myself a Christmas miracle.

V It's close!

 

[Barbas]

^ Hunggggg...

< Hnaaaaa...

v Sorry, just clearig my sinuses. Fnarf.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'll give you a tissue, but only if you promise never to call them a kleenexes.

< Curse catchy brand names.

V Hoover.

 

[Barbas]

^ Dayum.

< Lee Oliver is a fat lot of good.

v Throw him off the dam!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Dam straight.

< :^)

V Hey. Merry Christmas.

 

[Barbas]

^ You too, man!

< *Pauses*.

v