the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ I have been rused.

< Whaleshark, be gentle you bastard.

V Krill-eating sonofabitch.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ well, nobody else was eating 'em

< been sick for close to two weeks now

v was supposed to have gotten that elixir ages ago

 

[Fijiman]

^ Exactly which elixir would you be referring to?

< Going to bed now.

V You say Murry Birthmas to Jesus yet, or do you not care about that?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Heck no, fella

< Quite nice weather on Christmas morning

V Good lord, you fight like a boss!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Awww, shucks.

< Merry Christmas to the ^<v game.

V *confetti*

 

[EilaliE]

^ You don't sound too excited.

< Therefore...

v We're going to need more confetti!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Okay. *hands you a box of razor blades*

< Cutting edge confetti.

V Call Mega Man, I think this person is about to become Cut Man!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ way too edgy

< on the edge of tomorrow

v cut me to the quick!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *prepares razor*

< Extreme shaving

V It's your lucky day! For you get a chance to brush my dick hair!!!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh dear, I appear to have impaled you with a pitchfork.

< Whoops.

V Magnets.

 

[Barbas]

^ How awful.

< Oh, the squad didn't die. That's good.

v Enjoy RTS games?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm not good at them, so I've never been able to get into them.

< And they're not friendly to newcomers...

V Much like me! GTFO noob!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No! Not until you change your profile picture to this [http://i27.tinypic.com/w21tzp.jpg]!

< I just type-casted that noob.

V ayyyy lmao

 

[Barbas]

^ Well I 'unno what is thing we got right here now.

< *Bad accent*.

v Ch-ch-ch-ch-chungus.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That's my trigger word!

< *blasts off into the sun*

V Jokes, I just went there to light my joint. *deal with it glasses*

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Oh, man!

< The gift that keeps itself to itself

V I mean, who would French a facehugger?

 

[Barbas]

^ I only saw one man do it.

< He wasn't well.

v He's worse now. *Beep*. Machine says you're fine, though.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hmmm. Machine needs a visit from the technician.

< Slow matchmaking.

V Can rel8.