the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I don't know what that means, but it sounds ominous.

< Do you fancy a pint of lager?

v Erwin???

 

[FPLOON]

^ "No, this is Patrick!"
< "This is my game face!"
v "This is madness!"

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ This... is... FORUMGAMES!

< Leaves some posts around here.

v Join the army and see the world they said.

 

[Barbas]

^ They didn't mention syphilis, though, did they?

< *Grumble grump*.

v FEEDING TIME!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< Blarg.

V Never trust a moose with a revolver.

 

[FPLOON]

^ What about a revolver with a moose?
< Fears moose more than revolvers...
v Don't shoot! It's just an echo!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It grows louder, explain that!

< Sideburns wearer

V What fool eats a bar of gold thinking it's chocolate?

 

[FPLOON]

^ A chocolate digger... *rimshot*
< Snickers Enthusiast
v One lump or two?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Three, now get squeezin'!

< Last night was...interesting.

v Dream crusher.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I'll take that as a "compliment"...
< I'm in your "achievements"...
v "Date, Marry, Kill": Previous, Next, Last

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Relationship goals.

< Today I got called out on a Twitch stream for poking fun at the name "Brian" while having a dumb-on-the-suface username. It was awesome, not only because it was funny, but also because senpai noticed me.

v Master Troll 2015.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Trolling is a disgrace, soldier!

< Never do that, never, despite what cretins say! I know what you've been saying about me!

V Have you no Dishonour?

 

[Barbas]

^ Very little.

< ...And then I upgraded to a little drug called Coca-Cola. Oh boy, I did two hits of that and it was Scooby-Doo all night long.

v Yo.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Dawg

< Gamer of the second

V Hey kid, ask that lady over there for some SS

 

[Barbas]

^ I can't, it's a war crime.

< Raid their supply lines!

v Run while you can!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Story of my life
< Voiced by Samuel L. Jackson
v Favorite wrapper?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ I don't know.

< Is about to go to bed

v Is it about time to go to bed over where you are now?

 

[Barbas]

^ Well yes and no.

< It is time.

v But do I want to? You decide.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Do it.

< Doesn't need any busy-body's moral guidance.

v Your body is busy!

 

[FPLOON]

^ I work out...
< *has the body of a slim girl*
v DAT ASS!