the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Venison we call it.

< Finished Dishonored today, finally completed my Xmas/B-day haul

V Notice how I dodged your attacks? By pressing buttons at the right moment

 

[FPLOON]

^ That was just luck of the draw...
< Prefers controller over fight stick?
v Kamehameha!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ow! You chipped my tooth!

< (in reality I thought I was eating an unusually tough crisp, actually, one of my left molars had chipped on the right)

v Expensive.

 

[FPLOON]

^ My mind...
< Is a person...
v Questioning your motives...

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ is such a paranoid and untrustworthy soul

< is very open and honest about wanting to destroy everything

v was hired to stop me, but made the mistake of falling in love with me

 

[Barbas]

^ With that face, who wouldn't?

< I think I might go for some water.

v You look devilishly handsome today. Have you done something with your eyebrows?

 

[FPLOON]

^ No, it's just the lighting...
< I sport a natural look every day...
v Tick tick tick tick tick...

 

[Fijiman]

^ DING!

< Pants are done.

V Bring out the pegs!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Some more washing on the line

< We hold the key to excellent gaming

V Joke, get it? Do you not understand the concept of the joke?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I...I think I do?

< God, you're so zen, UltraDeth-senpai.

v ECH.

 

[Barbas]

^ Don't ech me!

< BLUCH.

v ACH!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Speef.

< Trying to draw something, but I fail too hard at life.

v Quit game.

 

[Barbas]

^ I will uninstall and re-install.

< I will buy an AWP.

v You missed!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Damn! Curse this time-zone difference!

< Been playing Arien: Isoration

V *throws rope dart at you* Get over here! Would you like to buy a watch?

 

[FPLOON]

^ But, it's not my time for a new one...
< Would like to cut the cake in half...
v The pun will last forever...

 

[Barbas]

^ ...Or at least until lunch.

< I had a salad. With beef.

v Clean and righteous.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Just like my last rap album!
< Hasn't made a single rap album...
v Did your friend make a rap album?

 

[Barbas]

^ Yes - "Rap" with a C.

< ..."Thousand Lanterns Way"? Hellooo, this is new...

v Oh, wow. OOH, WOOOOOW! Holy shit!

 

[FPLOON]

^ I told you only shooting stars break the mold...
< Let's cut to the chase?
v Rock Lobster!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ A rock lobster in my love shack!

< Must think about mustard

V *ahem* You got blood in my soup