the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ Mooom, Barbas is making strange noises again.

< I'll tell Clavicus.

v And then he'll be sorry.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not if Sheogorath allows it.

< Waiting for his brother to get home so that we can get dinner.

V Beware the Quackening!

 

[Barbas]

^ Look for him now.

< I can't toast these buns.

v You've finally arrived. I'm glad. Please, come in and have a seat.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You too. WAIT WHAT

< *social anxiety intensifies*

v High five! Fist bump? Handshake? Eskimo kiss!?

 

[Brownie80]

^ DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE
< Urgent message incoming!!!
V Some dastardly fiend stole the Turkey!

 

[FPLOON]

^ *while eating a Turkey* ...Huh?
< I will never spill my secrets... TODAY!
v You're walking through a maze and...

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ ...suddenly pancakes!

< knows it to be a trap; pancakes don't simply appear in mazes

v fell for the trap

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You'd think I'd fall for that?

< It is to laugh

V Me, myself and Spy

 

[Groxnax]

^ What? Who has been talking about me?

< I thought I took care of the ones who knew... ahem.

v Sold Wasabi on the Black Market.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Why wasabi?

< Wasatabout, huh?

v My favourite son.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Aww, shucks!

< 10000fast40000furious

V I'm gonna carve you a new duck

 

[Barbas]

^ WUUUUURT?!

< Why would he do that, second personality?

v I don't know, do you?

 

[FPLOON]

^ NO!
< A series of... uh... events...
v Is this a question or an answer?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ A direct statement

< Be gone old junk mail

V GET OVER HERE! And seduce me

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You give me no choice. *twerks*

< *buttcheeks fall off*

v Quick, catch them!

 

[Barbas]

^ *glues them together*.

< Heh. Awesome.

v Here: I made you a butt-sphere.

 

[Fijiman]

^ *Punts butt-sphere into space*

< What? I didn't want it.

V Learned pants the hard way.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Did they come up shorts?
< Is a walking pun...
v Feel the vibrations!

 

[PiPPUMAX]

^ feeling somehting

< fucked with it

V you too?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ not hardly; it didn't even buy me dinner

< won't just fall into bed for anyone

v responsible for more falling underwear than gravity