the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ Then, thank you for the free panties?
< They go great with my mom jeans...
v Don't look at me like that!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ No taste in fashion

< It offends one's eyes

V Do you laugh in your dreams?

 

[Barbas]

^ Sometimes, witnesses report.

< I need water.

v No no no, beer!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ A pint of Brandy

< There is never too much chocolate

V What the hell is this?! Answers, please on a postcard to the Museum of What the Hell is this?!, Mars

 

[Barbas]

^ I think it's a Fucknoargharghshitnooooo.

< It's all the same. This game suuuuucks.

v I'm just going to go and get some coffee. You?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't like coffee.

< Oops.

v Ah'll never do it again, ah promise.

 

[FPLOON]

^ *puts away gun* Ya betta...
< I ain't got time for no bullshit!
v *throws cell phone* That wasn't yours, was it?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Damn straight, it wasn't

< A hint of menace and old spice

V Paldon my offensivery bad olientar accent

 

[FPLOON]

^ At least the dead can't be triggered and shit...
< Got into a fight with a door?
v Storm the gate!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I don't feel like it.

< Thinking of heading out to the shop.

v Are you a cop?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Close... A robber...
< I will steal you heart!
v Are you free next yesterday?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes.

< Time travelling thing.

v Knows the secret to incredibly well-steamed buns.

 

[Brownie80]

^ A man who never eats a pork bun is never a whole man!

< OH SH*T

v [Insert name of next poster here] JUST BLEW THE SEPTIC TANK STRAIGHT THROUGH THE CEILING AND ITS ON DUE COURSE TOWARDS FINLAND!!!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Oh shit! Not the Finland!
< I have a comedy tour in Finland...
v Are you finnish yet?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *spits out drink*

< I like Waluigi. [http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1408539/angry-waluigi-o.gif]

V Mwaaaaaaaah!

 

[Fijiman]

^ Quack.

< Is tired.

V Should have seen that coming.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Predictability is predictable...
< Writing paper on the color "white"?
v Shots shots shots shots shots~!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Cease fire!

< Heavy metal and rock is my war tune

V The cake is deep fried

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

^ You would like that, wouldn't you... Well, HA! It's fried in the tears of orphaned children!

< Is currently hungover to the point of throwing up!

V Wishes they were hungover...

 

[Barbas]

^ Nope.

< I just need coffee.

v You're a pancake man, right?