the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ It will be a water war.

< PETROL! WE'RE FUCKING RUNNING OUT!

v Sorry about that. How are you?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Could be worse

< Had to restart a level on Thief: Gold because I muffed up

V I will pull a rabbit out of my dickhole! *grotesque noises* See? Oh wait, that's guts

 

[Barbas]

^ Hahahahaha! *Applauds*.

< I'm assing my laugh off, man.

v Hue.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Cho...
< Cranking his tank engine!
v Thomas is your husbando?

 

[Barbas]

^ You're confusing that with steam engines again.

< I'd like to see a foulmouthed Thomas And Friends anime.

v Blow that hunter away!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Fak. Ninja'd.

< Why am I so unemployable?

v Bob, Harold or Herbert?

 

[Barbas]

^ Harold, because he's got washboard abs.

< We have no K-Marts here.

v Do you want some assorted ALDI chocolate?

 

[FPLOON]

^ You had me at chocolate...
< I love chocolate!
v Did we run out of chocolate?

 

[Fijiman]

^ *checks candy drawer* Nope.

< But it's all mine!

V What music you listen to?

 

[tilmoph]

^ Right now, ERB marathon
< Kinda feeling sleepy
v Can't sleep, clowns will eat them

 

[FPLOON]

^ Then, don't make your sleep so damn edible for clowns!
< I stay awake until I masturbate...
v <link=www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTpxeNQfDo4>Did you get that thing I sent ya?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It doesn't work

< 10,000,000,000,000,000 pixels

V Look at my little bunny

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *looks* I give it a 8/10.

< Escapist is good on mobile, now.

v Will be taking part in the pig racing.

 

[Barbas]

^ I place five caps of Napoleon.

< Burst-fire!

v Hahaha, OK then.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You're funny.

< I don't understand.

v AMERICANS!?

 

[Barbas]

^ HERE?!

< The only thing worse than dragons.

v You are the great-grandson of Erik The Slayer.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ What did he slay?

< Probably potatoes.

v They're evil.

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't trust the way they lie in waiting.

< They could pop up and explode at any moment. Starch for miles.

v You know what to do.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Make some mash.

< Apparently TS:R has an "army" of completed characters in storage. A campaign for the game has been implied and they showed us stuff for Aztec and Warzone, today. Two maps I forgot existed. I should play a couple of games on them.

v Meanwhile...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ SpongeBob has cum on everyone!

< Just dined on a stonker of a Chinese take-away

V Never enough Dark Moles