the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ If you say so.

< Took me three tries to make this post because my phone is being a piece of shit.

V You might be able to walk the walk and talk the talk, but can you blarg the blarg?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *begins to sob and shake head violently*

< Wonders where the Fiji part comes from.

v Has witnessed a fine ninja-ing this day.

 

[FPLOON]

^ I didn't do it!
< Gonna have to wait a few minutes...
v Do you want to cum inside?

 

[Barbas]

^ ...I'm...not averse to the idea. Inside what?

< ...What?

v What are you staring at, Paul Merton?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

^ Sure

< Is procrastinating again.

v Has that habit too.

 

[Barbas]

^ Eeyep.

< But I like it a lot.

v I like you too.

 

[FPLOON]

^ *blushes*
< *sighs*
v *stares*

 

[Barbas]

^ Thought you could escape so easily?

< None shall esc- *zzzzzz...*

v *...*

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ narcoleptic villains are the BEST villains

< could use a nap right now, too

v quick! Get nine pounds of grated Parmesian cheese and a pygmy goat; we've got an alien armada to destroy!

 

[tilmoph]

^ Not what I normally use the cheese goat for, but what the hell, let's do this!
< How can RNGs both love and hate me in the same game, on the same playthrough?
v Batman is overrated, yes or yes?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Let's leave that to professional critics

< Showing potential curiosity in the Souls series

V What's the matter? Can't stay at Freddy's for the night, because you're too scared?

 

[Barbas]

^ No, I have the balls!

< What was that?

v ...Dave?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I think he went into the basement

< A trail of blood!

V Bloodborne to be wild

 

[FPLOON]

^ Open your Hearthstone!
< Trapped in a parody...
v Are they blasting off again?

 

[Barbas]

^ To Neptune this time, it looks like.

< *Peers through telescope*.

v There's a girl in the garden.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I am going to look at her, but not talk to her.

< This isn't creepy at all- OH SHIT SHE SAW ME!

v Hide me!

 

[Barbas]

^ Here, into this shoebox.

< *Hides box in cupboard*.

v You're safe now.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Thanks, bro.

< Say, how do I get out of here? Barbas?

v Helloooo? Anyone?

 

[Barbas]

^ I think she's still here.

< *Runs away*.

v ...

 

[FPLOON]

^ !
< *plays theme*
v Snake... Snake?? SNAKE!!