the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Can we varnish our claws?

< Never expected the person above to make a Ben 10 reference

V Tell me why my car is in the front yard and I'm sleeping with my clothes on

 

[Fijiman]

^ Because Shia Labeouf.

< Honk.

V Is perplexed.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Confused, puzzled, bamboozled, flabbergasted & stumped.

< Weed m8, heresy!

V Watch me stick this icicle up my nose

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *grabs popcorn*

< Last night I had something cool to say in the ^ < v game, but I was tired and intoxicated, so I went to bed and forgot it before I got the chance.

v Sad times.

 

[Barbas]

^ I dunno, I feel pretty good.

< *Changes helmet*.

v Tell no-one.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I remembered!

< Last night a smoked a few puffs of a cigarette. It wasn't nice, but I still wanted more. That crazy tobacco...

v Did you hear about our John?

 

[Barbas]

^ Was he that Jew-hating one?

< ...

v I'm bad at history. He was, though, wasn't he?

 

[tilmoph]

^ John's a common name, and Jew-hating is a common pasttime , so probably.
< Started watching Revolution
V Agrees that Charlie sucks ass as a protagonist.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'm just going to pretend you wrote something I understood

< It's my creation, or rather it would be if I knew how to create

V By Jove! What the Dickens are you playing at, man?

 

[Fijiman]

^ I don't know.

< Bored.

V Hasn't told the janitor.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ it's none of the janitor's damn business

< I already cleaned up the baby oil and the whipped cream, and the ceiling already had a stain on it

v will probably want to see a doctor about that rash, though

 

[Headsprouter]

^ GET OFF ME!

< That's my ear!

v Potentially LIFE THREATENING.

 

[FPLOON]

^ It could save your life one day...
< Hamboning, that is!
v Cream of the crop?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ E-l33t I am

< Making the days move by

V You mad Khorne sad

 

[Headsprouter]

^ How empathic of him.

< *doot-deet, doot-deet, doot-doot*

v Hello!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Good day to thee, sire!

< Modding in the name of Gaben

V Gunships at dawn?

 

[Fijiman]

^ ...

< ... Yes.

V Why did you grab the mayo when we needed the socks?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Trust me, we needed the mayo.

< I don't like mayonnaise. I don't really like thick condiments in general.

v Maybe we did need the socks...

 

[Fijiman]

^ That's what I said!

< Headsprouter doesn't listen.

V RUUUUUUUUN!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ nobody walks into MY fortress and tells ME to run!

< guards, have that fijiman executed!

v and don't let that ragamuffin escape!