the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Too late! I'm already gone.

< Just had ice cream.

V Did you hear that?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Footsteps yonder!

< Are we facing friend of foe?

V Shit! I just remembered we're a game!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ A game of ninjas..

< +1 £22 worth of virtual firearm. Noice winnings.

v The perpetrator.

 

[FPLOON]

^ It's a-me!
< FPLOON...
v Giving a ninja a wedgie?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ It's a shame I'm not faster than a speeding waistband...

< Stronger than boxer shorts!

v Able to leap tall buildings without getting a wedgie!

 

[Fijiman]

^ I don't leap over stupid things.

< gk;jknba;kjdf;ovn;bhfd

V Blargs.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ They don't agree with my incredible imagination

< Classic metal

V Are you going to use those upgrade points?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Wait, I'm reading through every skill first...

< Cranberry juice: It's weird, but inoffensively so!

v Just like you.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Like grandmother, like son?

v Able to leap tall buildings without getting a wedgie!

< I see what you did there... ;p

v Get your game on with "Generation Next"!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Pub Club is supposed to block ads!

< The neighbour's cat likes to watch the bunnies. The bunnies don't give a shit but the cat retreats when a bunny tries to investigate it.

v Terrifying mini-deer!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Yes! Orange you glad I didn't say "No"?
< Why did I make a pun? Because I have a headache...
v Scream... Shout! Lit it all out?

 

[FPLOON]

^ C'mon!
< Turn up the radio...
v Blast the stereo right?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Of course I will because your family makes song remixes!
< My favorite is the Taylor Swift one...
v Do you know why most people don't like the original mix as much as the remix in this situation?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Put the "evo" in "goat evolution"...
< Popping some popcorn for anime night!
v Red or Blue?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Orange.

< Blarg.

V Do you need help?