the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ I'm purple, but I don't understand why people are allegedly cheating.

< Do they realize that only 30 people on that massive team will get the top 3 games on their wishlist on the winning day?

v I thought red was just winning...day 2, that is.

 

[Fijiman]

^ What?

< Hoping that the storm above him doesn't knock out his power.

V Farts candle wax.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ That's not true!

< ...Entirely.

V You look tired.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I sleep heavily

< It totally matters how funky or strong my fight is

V You think you're better than me?

 

[Barbas]

^ I don't know who Me is.

< Does anybody?

v Are you going to Anvil?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I'm going to complain

< Dear me, that dude's an ass

V I am the ze angry Bird God of ze Badlands! Fear me!

 

[Barbas]

^ I fear not this thing!

< *Charges the lasers*.

v You say this impossible? HA! Just like I give a shit!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ You'll only have yourself to blame

< Noodles from a minigun

V Are you proper cockney?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Noh. Sowwy maite.

< Cor!

V Spooky scary skeletons.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Send shivers down your spine.

< They're sort of cute, though.

v Happy Caturday!

 

[Fijiman]

^ The cats, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

< Blarg.

V Is that Mr. Pastrami over there?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No, my flesh is just really saggy.

< Ew. Ewewewewewewewew!

V Eeeew!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ I see you have joined in the upside down fad.

< Must be hard to have to constantly hold that tophat and monocle while upside down.

v 'specially when you don't have arms.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I have arms, they're just busy

< Oh by jove, yes they are!

V Innuendo!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oh myyy! *blush*

< Enjoyed Poker Night at the Inventory wayyy more than I expected to...

V A risk taker.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ No, but I am a Riskbreaker.

< Must be one of 10 people that have played Vagrant Story.

v You should totally play it too.

 

[Barbas]

^ I'll look it up.

< Might as well.

v Gary?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Gary!

< Gary.

V Gaaaaaryyyyy.

 

[Barbas]

^ Ha-ha, Gary!

< *Ring, ring*...

v Hello, is this Gary?

 

[EilaliE]

^ ... I believe you've reached the wrong number.

< Today feels like a slow day.

v I know what you did in the dark.