the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ Yes, much.

< That stuff comes from chocolate, right?

v Here, I brought a whole crate. I think we'd better get stuck in.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Blech.

< Chocolate is awesome with nuts.

V My middle name is Alexander. Srs.

 

[Fijiman]

^ No one cares.

< Blarg.

V *stares intensely*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ You don't care!??

< I feel so...not cared about right naow!

V Right naow, as in...not...later...naow!!

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Time is relative.

< As such, your naow is someone's later.

v And my now is always to be your later when you ask me something.

 

[UltraDeth]

^

 Does not compute

< I may be an oldie, but I'm a goodie, too

V *Your inner Barry White intensifies*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Ohhh...oh, babe...

< *music builds*

V CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF YOUR LOVE, BAYBEH.

 

[Barbas]

^ 'KAY!

< I've got a lovely bunch of oranges.

v Would someone please arrest Barry White?

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Why? Because he's black?

< So what if he calls himself Barry White? Should we also arrest Jack Black?

v Why does it matter? Why do you have to bring race into it?

 

[Barbas]

^ Let me take that question...

< ...And pass it along...

v ...To our newest colleague.

 

[EilaliE]

^ I would like to know too. Therefore, unfortunately I do not have an answer.

< So, perhaps I should pass it along once more.

v Hey, you. Yeah - you. Answer.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Because he literally could not get enough of his baybeh's love.

< So his baybeh filed a restraining order on him, which he violated six times.

V Legit? Legit.

 

[EilaliE]

^ Yup, seems legit enough.

< I've somehow managed to kill the procrastination, for now.

v I think he was looking for you.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Tell 'im it's my money, now

< No-one can face my army and live

V If you feel an Assassin behind you, remain calm and maybe you'll just get molested

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Moo.

< I've decided I shall be a cow, today.

V *grazing*

 

[Barbas]

^ Yeth.

< Lithpth. Lithpth for all.

v Attendanthe ith opthional.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Thitizenth, we have Thilas the Thyrian Atthatthin

< Thamthon the Thadduttheeth thrangler

V Hail Thaeser

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Awe, true to Caesar.

< Out with some friendz.

V Symmetrical.

 

[Barbas]

^ Only on Tuesdays.

< Today is a Thursday.

v Soon it will be Friday, and there is nothing you can do to stop that from happening.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Everybody loves Friday

< Escape to the toilets

V Everybody loves shaving