the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ *BONG*.

< That was the gong of suspense.

v *BONG*.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ News at Ten

< Big bad gulf

V Have some melon tea

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xyj0CYK6Vs&t=2m0s

 

[Headsprouter]

^ What teh fACK?

< MelON!

V MeM.

 

[Brownie80]

^ I need to say something. Remember that picture I linked to earlier? It said "90s kids at that last statement be like." Remember?
< It was the fifth result in Google Images for the search term "kurt cobain sad."
V There's so many pictures of him you can find any state of emotion and they'll be a picture. Like this picture of a bored Bill Clinton [http://www.maxrene.com/style/pres.jpg].

 

[SirDerpy]

^ I will keep that in mind next time I need a face of Kurt Cobain.

< Not that I keep a Kurt Cobain picture collection.

v I really don't, stop looking at me like that.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ How could you tell I was looking at all?

< Waiting for a YouTuber.

V Based.

 

[Barbas]

^ On a true story...

< ...Written by manatees...

v ...And fired out of a cannon, into the sun.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ And what a glorious site it was

< Dammit TV, why do you have nothing good on

V Screw it, putting on Fight Club

 

[Barbas]

^ The number one rule about putting on Fight Club...

< ...Is that you remember the nachos and cola.

v Tell me, if you can: where are the rebels now?

 

[SirDerpy]

^ You are teh rebelz, Barbas!

< But then I would be out of a job.

v Hiring?

 

[EilaliE]

^ I shall add you to my collection of secretaries/assistants.

< Soon, everyone around here will be mine.

v Including you.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I won't cross over to the dark side, easily...

< Finally traded with the YouTuber I was talking about.

V Pserp.

 

[TKhanman]

^ Merkov.
< Balloon overpopulation.
v Vokrem.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

^ You make a strong argument.....I think

< Time to slumber

V Anyone looking for a slave? I'm bored

 

[Fijiman]

^ Go make me pudding.

< Blarg.

V Should have stayed in bed tomorrow.

 

[Barbas]

^ And you should have paid the fine!

< No, that definitely won't get old.

v I know you!

 

[TKhanman]

^ Yes it is I! Tkhan the 3rd destroyer of the Earth-men!
< I demand a % 20 income tribute!
v Slay 10 rats.

 

[Barbas]

^ I'd rather be a Greybeard.

< I cannot.

v You and you alone can accomplish this task!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Can too.

< Doubters.

V I don't need anyone's help, especially not of a baka like you.

 

[Neuromancer]

^ Oh, that's fine, I'll help anyway.

< *shoots*

v I love the smell of blown-up tsuns in the morning.