the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ Now I've got one sock out of place!

< Seeing one item of a pair really grinds my gears

V May it rain Jarate on your country for 1000 years

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Thanks to this witch's curse our country now unliveble.

< We need a new home.

v Well time to take back our colonies starting with New Amsterdam.

 

[Frission]

^ Well said! We'll to be taking the Netherlands then.

< *Megalomania from too many strategy games*

v Who wants to get invaded next?!

 

[Mr.Mage]

^ The moon, we conquer the moon next.

< Its just waiting to make its move.

v Look out! Its right behind you!

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ *ninja dodge!*

< the moon is a wily opponent

v it once fell on this person's head

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Explains a lot.

< I want a singing medic to follow me around and compliment my style. Like this one. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mm-vaKe8eQ]

V A nice set of chompers, eh?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Keep your teeth clean

< Hairy back

V Be wary of men who try to piss on your sneakers

 

[Barbas]

^ That sounds like good advice.

< I think I have a bread addiction.

v Don't teleport that headcrab!

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ What, teleport that headcrab? Ok.

< *Pulls lever*

v I am not surre if that was a good idea but I hope that you are happy now.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ GET IT OFF!

< I AM 1/5 OF A CENTURY.

V CAPS LOCK!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Extra emphasis

< Rock Band could be returning

V It smells like ass

 

[sky14kemea]

^ I do not! Q~Q

< Has the sniffles from a lingering cold.

v should consider getting themselves a hot beverage.

 

[Barbas]

^ I already have a coffee, thanks!

< When's Lent again?

v Do you observe that?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I never observed anything!

< Praise Gaben.jpg [http://i.imgur.com/Y5uMcIe.jpg]

V Good stuff happens. Sometimes.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ bad stuff happens sometimes, too

< my cat ran away a week ago and a friend of mine just had to have hers put down because of a blood clot

v go hug your pet if you've got one

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I used to have a cat, but she was hit by a car in mid-september.

< I did take my bunnies indoors for a little while earlier today. c:

V *squints* Whozzat?

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ The person who is really resisting making a tasteless joke about your dead cat.

< *insert inappropriate joke here*

v Tasteful right?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Boo!

< *Heckling intensifies*

V Nanomachines, son

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Whatever dad.

< *Transformation sequence*

v Lets beat up some criminals

 

[Barbas]

^ I will do that immediately.

< *Does it several hours later*.

v Praise Dagon!