the ^ < V game

[Headsprouter]

^ NNNNNnnooooooooooo- *takes several bullets for the thread*

< You're god damn right.

v Bass fishing.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ no thanks; I prefer treble

< likes hi-hats and snare drums

v likes top hats and silk ties

 

[Twintix]

^ I do declare that I do! I've never actually worn them, though...

< Just handed in the final version of my Japanese essay. Fucking terrifying...

V I'll do fine...right? RIGHT?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ As long as you didn't hand in this song. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7asrTH3gII]

< I was thinking, how would a Headsprouter listen to music through headphones and then it hit me: his mouth!

v [http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/471/542/069.jpg]

 

[FPLOON]

^ Is secretly Spongbob
< Is secretly Squidward
v Is secretly Patrick

 

[Barbas]

^ That's true.

< I went to the Philippines once.

v I didn't much care for it. Do you like banana bread?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Asking about banana bread...
< Doesn't like banana bread...
v Likes banana bread more than me...

 

[Barbas]

^ Why yes!

< I sure do, by Scotty!

v Do you? You do, don't you? Don't you want a nice slice of banaaaaana breeeeeaaaaad???

 

[FPLOON]

^ Questions my dislike of banana bread...
< Doesn't have a question...
v Has a different question...

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Indeed I do

< What's their problem?

V Good news, we have a cat. Bad news, it's a Panther

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Both those things are good news.

< Knows how to handle dangerous cats from his time at the circus.

v Let's go on a adventure.

 

[Barbas]

^ Certainly. It'll be very good for you.

< Flyyyyyyy!

v *Spatter*.

 

[UltraDeth]

^ It's raining

< ReVengeance is mine

V Remain calm, I've got something serious to say. Nothing to worry about, but it seems there is some kind of Parasitic life form infecting the crew, spreading it's influence through close contact. We estimate it could take over the Earth in one solar year, should it reach civilized areas. Like I said, nothing to woooOOOOOOAAARGGHHH! *mutates violently* Kill meeeuuuurggghhh!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ *blammo* Now that's what I call...*puts on sunglasses*

< ...an Ultra Death.

v Graphic violins.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Messing with something called "Dangerous"...
< Middle name is not "Dangerous"...
v They put the "Dan" in "Dangerous"...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yeuh.

< Y'all come near me, you'sa gon' get slapped. An' if you gon' slap me back. Yous gonna get 'SPLODED.

v You look like an Easter Island head.

 

[SonOfAnarchy91]

^ I was dropped at birth.

< Splosh.

v Lana. Lana. LANA. LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Heh. Now say it backwards.

< Limitless expressions.

v O_O

 

[FPLOON]

^ Press X to quip
< Press X to smile
v Press X to call

 

[Rabbitboy]

^ Press X to XXX

< XXX XXX XXX

v Would you like to join in on the fun?