the ^ < V game

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ glasses, of course! How am I supposed to drink beverages without them?!

< is not some barbarian who chugs straight out of the bottle

v actually believes that, the fool

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Fool, I'm not a fool.

< I'm a Capricorn.

V Some people right? So insensitive.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Yep... "Some People"...
< What a weird name!
v Is there such a thing as "normal"?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Stop trying to be deep.

< You might drown.

v Refried.

 

[Barbas]

^ Refried beans are apparently not fried twice, but vigorously fried once.

< I'm doing well in Killing Floor 2.

v Do you have a mouse?

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

^ no, but I did have a hamster once

< I named him Sonic because I was an unimaginative moron

v this person killed their pet rock through neglect

 

[FPLOON]

^ It's true, Dr. Wolf...
< I did it to try to reconnect with my pet sock!
v Do you know why I named it Goku?

 

[tilmoph]

^ Because it gets stronger every time you beat it?
< I am terrible at dirty jokes
v Why do I even try?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Because you only half-true!
< I used to use my socks to reenact certain DBZ-based showdowns...
v Who's the Burning Wicker Man?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Christopher Lee

< Oh God! Oh, Jesus Christ!

V I'm a realistic fish-head, taking a shit

 

[Headsprouter]

^ So you're vomiting?

< I would rather sit around than stand around.

v Ah, uh, er and/or um?

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Say that to my face.

< Then we'll drink tea on tables covered in lace.

V What rhymes with orange?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ La Grange

< Official officialdom

V Look at you, all alone with nothing to do. And me with my huge, shiny, 14....disc boxset

 

[FPLOON]

^ Lucky bastard!
< Watching "Clicheville" in animation...
v Is the ending subversive or what?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ That's what happens when you watch Propaganda anime

<

^ Lucky bastard!

I'm afraid you've misunderstood the context. What I meant was you were all alone and I'm in your house with a huge, shiny, 14 di...di...disc box set

V The joke is you thought I was going to say 14 inch dick

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ The joke is that you would think anyone would think you have a 14 inch dick.

< ZING!

< Can you pop down to the shops to get some burn ointment.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Only if you apply it directly to the forehead...
< I wish I had a a 14-disk box set!
v What's the best quote you can not think of right now?

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Matt McMuscles: Being Evil doesn't make you sterile, if fact, it makes you more virile.

< I love Matt.

V But I bet your a Senpai-Liam fan.

 

[tilmoph]

^ Nice range of acting talent.
< Doesn't know where the senpai thing came from
v Kids these days, am I right?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Kids today think they are adults!
< But, it's the adults that are kids...
v ...trapped in an elderly body?