the ^ < V game

[FPLOON]

^ What's a "P Cool"?
< Can't keep up with the hip new lingo, yo...
v Here cums me!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ *Zooms camera in for the money shot*

< We're gonna make big bucks!

V 9999.9999pixels and &#8734fps. What's your excuse?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'm too busy memeing in a dank fashion to afford such an fps.

< Internet is doing a shitty job of interneting. You'd better last me, dwindling 3G!

v You smell of death. Been conjuring up dead things?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ This blood still won't come out

< In the presence of gullible fools

V You're not cool enough to be a Griffon

 

[FPLOON]

^ Gilda agrees!
< I'm just a little pony?
v Don't buck with me...

 

[Fijiman]

^ And who would stop me?

< Trying to get Terraria's music tracks to work properly.

V DESTROY US ALL!

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ *Exterminates*

< He asked the right person, but now there can't be any witnesses...

V *Exterminates*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I'll take the chicken.

< Think-think-think.

v Gotta find those Ds.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Quack.

< Somewhat bored.

V Blarg.

 

[FPLOON]

^ Crackle's cousin?
< Still love The Wedding Singer...
v Tick-Tock!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Ka-BOOOOOOM!

< I am the king of Piss Trains

V Confidentially, doctor to patient, that is a stupid game

 

[Barbas]

^ *Puts away Light-gun*. Sorry, doc.

< Lemme get outta your way *backs it up*.

v Don't forget to reload!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I made it this far into the game, and you're still nagging me about basic shit like that?

< Has only played Half-Life 2. Neither episode. Maybe I'll get to them someday.

v EA just bought your favourite game developer. How do you feel?

 

[FPLOON]

^ *laughs*
< *cries*
v *screams*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Well gee, I'd say FPLOON is pretty upset!

< Procrastinating.

v Whoa-whoa-whoa!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Too risqué for you?

< How about The Aristocrats?

V Ever had to kick someone from a game? I did today

 

[Twintix]

^Nah, mate. I prefer to kick them in the game instead to roughen them up.

< I'M A MARTIAL ARTIST, SO THAT'S WHY I KICK!

V Delicious ice cream...

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Hmm...yes.

< It was me all along, HAHA! [sub][sub]that was the worst round of sk ever[/sub][/sub]

v Laaaaaame.

 

[Twintix]

^ I suspected you from the very beginning.

-83 (Also, try to interpret this smiley face)

V *totally has hard feelings*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I cri.

< Now I have to come up with a round theme! THE PRESSURE!

v Also, you are a sausage.