The Very Best

[RobfromtheGulag]

I love Charizard's expression in the 6th and 8th panels.

And yes, I picked Charmander. Slash was clutch against nearly any pokemon!

 

[Punch You]

Wow, Gary married Katara. Nice catch.

Sorry who is Katara? And also to anyone really, what's the pokemon war theory?

I can answer the first question: Kitara is from Avatar: the Last Airbender, and the first waterbender introduced to the series.

Also, that's what happens when you pick charmander first. You become a BURNout.

Shoulda picked bulbasaur.

 

[Scars Unseen]

If you wanna apply real world logic to pokemon you're going to have a bad time..........



Seriously people, fantasy world, fantasy rules... in the Pokemon world the only animals are pokemon. In the pokemon cartoon the kids have been shown driking milk and eating meat.


DO THE MATH.

So when pokemon start losing fights do we put them down and make Pikaglue?

 

[emeraldrafael]

Gary Scrotom was always the one with the grudge. I could ahve went through the game completely happy to never run into that asshole so really hes the disfunctional one. Especially if you see him in the scorched earth hack. Red always seemed to have his wits about him.

and I never read much of the manga, but I know in one of the special adventures of pikachu manga they said that he only had a few weeks off school. I imagine they just do school work as they go.

... actually thinking about it, even in the first season (or at least while ash was in kanto) they had a school that he went and visited specifically for pokemon battles, and in the sinnoh/unova games they had elemetary schools.

 

[Call Me Jose]

Love the comic, and the name choice is second to none!

 

[RJ 17]

Granted, it's been a long while since I've played Red or Blue....but as I recall, it was Douche Oak who was always chasing your character around demanding that you battle him. Don't know about the dynamic between Ash and Gary in the show, but in the game I'm pretty sure it was the other way around.

 

[Pilkingtube]

Scrotum? Pff..

He deserved everything he got!

 

[Reyalsfeihc]

Could you really blame Ash? I mean, in the tv series Gary seems to be the only human in existence that owns a car. I'd be insanely jealous!

Captcha: Sudo make sandwich. Why is this not a linux command?!

 

[shrekfan246]

If you wanna apply real world logic to pokemon you're going to have a bad time..........



Seriously people, fantasy world, fantasy rules... in the Pokemon world the only animals are pokemon. In the pokemon cartoon the kids have been shown driking milk and eating meat.


DO THE MATH.

Actually, there have been real-life animals mentioned many times in the Pokemon franchise.

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Animals_in_the_Pok%C3%A9mon_world

And yeah, Gary/Scrotum Oak was always the one who seemed to be picking the fights, it wasn't until Gold/Silver that he 'mellowed out'.

 

[Ghonzor]

See, but Blue always followed you around. He was the douche. Picking the weakness of you starter? What an asshole

 

[Twilight_guy]

You got the characters backwards, your rival was the douche that would always show up out of nowhere to try and kick you ass without warning. If I never saw that asshole again it'd be too soon.

 

[Maxtro]

Something else that wasn't mentioned, there is good money in Pokemon battles.

Just wander around fighting trainers and gym leaders, and you'll soon be a multimillionaire.

 

[Reyalsfeihc]

Could you really blame Ash?

Ash?

Ash?

*picks up megaphone*
Okay, everyone on this site? I just want to clear things up. This is not, and I repeat, NOT Ash. This is RED, the only person who could run Gary Motherfucking Oak into the ground. Observe:
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-redvsash.jpg
Are we all clear on this?
...good. Return to your duties.
*puts down megaphone*

You think I don't know that his name is Red? Of course I do, but I was referring to the tv show. Where his name is Ash. No need to climb up onto your soapbox man.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Gary Motherfucking Oak married Korra from Avatar; lucky sunnovabitch.

 

[Darth_Payn]

Ha ha! A brilliant return to form! Truly Red (seriously?) and Scrotum / Ash and Gary have a storied rivalry / paranoid vendetta. And really, you can name your rival? That's like the names Yahtze gives his game characters.
Note to forum mods: is it against the guidelines to name them all in a row, seeing as how they're full of curse words?
Speaking of, where did the rest of you guys get Gary "Motherfucking" Oak from?
Also, in the strip today, Gary/Scrotum uses water type Pokemon and then marries a woman who looks like a Waterbender (Katara or Korra, whoever you like). Coincidence? I think not!

 

[Draconalis]

http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-redvsash.jpg

Blue beat the elite four before you did, so even if it was only for a brief time before being immediately challenged and beaten, he was the first pokemon master ever.

 

[Xman490]

Scrotum Oak, lol. Also, it seems that you brought Leaf, the female protagonist in LeafGreen, into the comic as Gary's fiancee.

 

[soren7550]

*picks up megaphone*
Okay, everyone on this site? I just want to clear things up. This is not, and I repeat, NOT Ash. This is RED, the only person who could run Gary Motherfucking Oak into the ground. Observe:
http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-redvsash.jpg
Are we all clear on this?
...good. Return to your duties.
*puts down megaphone*

You forgot to add; Lurks in a remote cave like a hermit for 5 years waiting for some gold/silver/crystal dude/chick to come and kick the ever-loving crap out of him. Red has some serious social issues and needs to broaden his horizons.

Correction: He went to Mt. Silver to train in seclusion after defeating the Pokemon League. Gold/Silver/Crystal/whatever you want to call him/her climbs Mt. Silver to battle him three years later.

Also Mr. Carter, the back of Charizard's wings are orange, not blue.
*pushes up nerd glasses*