The Video Game Name Creator

[Infernai]

Dwarven Rugby Destruction- What happens when you mix dwarven football teams with rocket launchers and dynamite? Gory fun for all involved. A third person shooter mixed with football game elements. Score as many points and take as many of the other opposing team members out before the clock runs out of time!

 

[thejackyl]

Divine Buddhist Alpha
Scandanavian Maze Havoc
Radioactive Wedding Uprising
Hitler's Karaoke Legend
We Love Shark on Wheels

I think I would play most of these

Also:
European Bimbo All-Stars
Viking Drug-Dealing Challenge

 

[Ironsouled]

Radical Frisbee Babies! (for the depravred only. You've been warned!)
Madden UFO Operatives: Draft the best UFO wrastlers on Mars and get a brace of them tasty humans.
Amish Fashion Dancers: Like the Michael Jackson experience, but less sinful.

 

[Dabox1]

Guitar Wrestling Explorer....that sounds like if you mixed Brutal Legend, Guitar Hero, WWE, and Zelda...........i would play this

 

[Eumersian]

Children of the Bingo City-Where a handful of gritty survivors must fight their way to peace. These old folks look decrepit, but they know of only one possible way to get out of their nursing home complex, with an arsenal of heavy weaponry and no remorse. Join the fight in this squad-based action-adventure featuring 6 old people you never knew were so awesome.

Stealth Train Polo-This spy has their head on the protection most well-bred horses in the entire sport of Polo. A group of evil operatives want your employer's team out the the games, and you need to use your CIA skills to keep 'em dead, and keep it quiet. Save the horses from a grisly fate, and uncover the enemy's secrets!

Rock n' Roll Sandwich Battle-In an unforgiving world, regular square meals are hard to come by. With a family to feed and a guitar in your hand, you have to show your greatness as the next Rock n' Roll master. Gain fame! Win food for your family!

Pathetic Banjo Spectacular-In need of new acts, the circus needs more people to embarrass themselves for the entertainment of millions. How badly do you suck at banjo? Win the spot as the worst banjoist in the world, and have your life made!

 

[Eumersian]

Oh, another one!

Maximum Ballet - The Dark Project

I honestly don't know what to come up with for this one. Can you help?

 

[Contun]

"Nudist Janitor XXX"

That's it. Done with this thread.

 

[Vykrel]

Wacky Math Hospital
Shady Sex Overdrive
Inbred Dungeon - The Movie

pretty sure none of those would be well-reviewed...

Spectacular Alligator Quest
Irresistible Spork Deathmatch
Twin Trailer Park Zombies

now were talkin!

 

[megamanenm]

Legendary Flatulence Academy (O.O)

High-Speed Makeout Solid (?)

Explosive Internet of Might and Magic (??)

Tony Hawk's Stick Throwdown (-_-

Funky Wrestling in My Pocket (D

Crazy Furry Unleashed D)

 

[czfjrod]

Silent Lizard Rampage: Because ninjas are too obvious. 'I would play this myself, if I had free time from my marketing job.'
NCAA Rugby Boy: I didn't know NCAA had rugby!
Inappropriate Squirrel Fight: You may think squirrels are cute, until you play this hot new title from Rockstar Games! Rated EC for Early Childhood.
Red Hot Lawnmower in the Outback: Play as an anthro lawnmower right out of The Brave Little Toaster and protect your yard in the heart of Australia.
Nighttime Quiz Armageddon: Save the world. One question at a time. In your pajamas!
Bouncin' Jetski in the Middle East: Self-explanatory. No need to delve any further, even if I am being paid to market this stuff.
Stoic Soccer Crusader: Forget the Knights Templar. This knight is armed, dangerous, and ready for old fashioned soccer!
Latino Karate Rocket: The best of both worlds prepare to launch!

EDIT: Crazy Gun Syndrome: Amnesia's too stale, so developers have turned back to the other extreme!

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

Disney's Terrorist Slayer- IT'S DISNEY'S VERSION OF COUNTER-STRIKE FOR KIDS!
BudgetSoft Presents: WWII Strikes Again - Hitler has risen from the dead! And only Soviet Russia can stop him! Take the place of Nikoli Sarcozkoesyekysomecommunistlastname in attempt to stop the Nazis!
World of Nazi on Wheels- The RPG everyone loves is now comming to your WII in this exiting new racing adventure! Can you survive the blitzkrieg on one of those retarded German Motercycles?
Quiet Tricycle Enforcer- This one doesn't even deserve a discription.
Endless Afro Online- From the creators of Endless Mullet Online, comes a brand new adventure! Begin a new life of Afros, and close the habbo hotel pool!
Communist Soccer Blaster- This actually isn't a full sized game, It was the original plan for "No Russian" in Modern Warfare 2, Join Makorov and his men in the world cup, where you have to murder everyone! And remember, NO RUSSIAN!
Go Go City Rave- New East Virginia has just banned raving!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! You and your friends have to take down the local law enforcement, and eventually the entire world force of the United Nations to prove no one can stop the funk!
The Hunt For the Pokemon Kingdom- Wait a second, Your telling me this isn't a real game?
Jack Thompson's Kung-fu Stadium- Who the fuck is Jack Thomson you may ask? PLAY THIS GAME AND FIND OUT!
Hideous STD Smuggler- Your name... Chuck, Your Job, Smugle AIDS from point A to point B- Point B is always a hooker.
Master Chief's Nuclear Desperadoes- Join Master Chief and the mexican marine from Halo 2, and reload the UNSC's Clint Eastwood Birgades. There will be no survivors. Otherwise known as Halo 7.2

 

[megamanenm]

Middle-Eastern Landmine Hunt - I'm pretty sure hunting for landmines is a bad idea.

Underwater Guitar Lord - I also think playing guitar underwater is a bad idea.

Rockin' Rainbow XP - The OS that never was.

World of Forklift Annihilation - Maybe the Nostalgia critic destroyed them all (let's see who gets this one)

Medieval Bingo Trader - Bingo goes waaaaaaaaay back.

War of the Frisbee Punch-Out!! - Because boxing wasn't many enough.

Shameful STD Island - I don't even know.

Lethal Grizzly Bear Explosion - I'm pretty sure the explosions weren't needed, but we appreciate nonetheless.

Magnetic Fun Noodle of Magic - Noodle? How do they work?

 

[TheDarklite]

Underground Bungie Heroes -- The side of Halo no one ever saw....
Yoshi's Laser - The Lost Levels -- Can you shoop da woop like Yoshi?
Ultimate Equestrian Hoedown -- What happens when intelligent horses are given access to a massive arsenal of weapons? The "Ultimate Equestrian Hoedown" happens!
African Fashion Boxing -- Lol, I'm not touching that one >.>
Rocket-Powered Bongo vs. The Space Mutants -- When Space Mutants eat everything that Bongo has ever known and loved..... He dons a Rocket and gets PAYBACK!
Communist Kung-fu Uncensored -- hmmmmmmmmmm.....
Mythical Underwear Overload -- Meet Bobfred, an ordinary apparel salesmen going about his boring daily life - UNTIL - he stumbles across the "Mythical Underwear of Zeus"!!!! Play through over 1 levels as Bobfred gets payback on all those managers who pissed him off! Will he get his vengeance? Will he get sent to a loony bin? Or will he just get FIRED???!!!

 

[Zergadooful]

Tony Hawk's Transvestite Mafia:
I don't know how to describe this. At all.

Intense Software Overload:
The frame rate lags no matter what. And system 32 is deleted when you beat the game.

 

[DeathsHands]

Lovely Handgun Brawl - Victorian/Steampunk Unreal Tournament.

Merciless WWII - Hot Pursuit - Tank racing. 'nuff said.

Def Jam Square Dancing vs. The Space Mutants - Rappers against the cast of Space Jam.

Dirty Terrorist Orchestra - ...what?

Arcane Vocabulary III - Do you still have what it takes... to be a wizard?

Third-World Graveyard Patrol - Benicio was a simple graveyard watcher until it happened. Something disturbed the remains. The spirits were vengeful, but his people were innocent. He knew what he had to do.

 

[That_Swedish_Guy]

Oh, another one!

Maximum Ballet - The Dark Project

I honestly don't know what to come up with for this one. Can you help?

You thought there was only one side to ballet. The side everyone sees; princesses and princes, love and joy. All that's about to change. A group of people known only as F.B.G are plotting to destroy the sweet and innocent side forever.

You play as Edwina Bianca, a budding young ballet dance who stumbles upon the plot as she's trying to fit into her new school. Now she has a price on her head, and to make things worse, the town she lives in seems to be getting darker, the shadows lengthening and strange things appearing in breif glances.

The gameplay is a mix of DDR and Silent Hill 2, with encounters being decided by how fast you can move your feet and hold a pose. Leaving you breathless after every monster encounter.

I have far to much time on my hands.

 

[MASTACHIEFPWN]

ROUND 2!

Lethal Juggalo World Cup- The Insaine Clown Posse has figured out how magnents work! They have started an uprising in amrica, and have taken .2 square kilomiters of land. Now, they have a spot in the world cup, Get your Faygo and get ready to embark on an epic adventure of rap and soccer!
War of the Fantasy Enforcer- 7 years after Jack has left the military, the war has hit the homefront. Now it is up to Jack to protect his homeland, his friends, and family. This is an immensive RPG with 30 square miles of explorable lands. Choose to get revenge on the pricks you hate, and feed them to the dragons, or be nice, and kill them yourself. Last an average of 42 hours of gameplay!
Rocket-Powered Kitchen Reloaded- You are a cook on a spaceship being invaded by aliens! use your oven and other rocket powered kitchen apliences to stop them, and feed the hungry!
Star Wars Submarine Train- Stop the Empire from there evil plot to make every means of transportation in the galaxy a SubMarine Train!
Boring Biplane Creator- Voted the years second most boring game! Farmville won!
The Harlem Globetrotters: Metal Smash- This years most anticipated Guitar Hero knock off! Order the special edition and recive a Metal Basketball signed by the Harlem Globetrotters themselves!
Deep Space Ballet Fortress- GOTY!

 

[DefunctTheory]

Perverted Pokemon Oddessy: NO. Just... NO!

They have a website for that.

Rule 34...

 

[czfjrod]

Indian Sumo Gone Wild: ...kay....
The Secret Weapon of the Burger Princess: ...a spatula staff?
All-American Porn Man: Duke Nukem?
European Kangaroo Assault: You didn't think kangaroos were going to stay in Australia, did you?
The Six Million Dollar Hillbilly Romance: Not like we haven't seen this before.
European Nudist Online: I think I smell a lawsuit...or two...
Tribal Typing Feud: Like Family Feud, but it involves two native tribes and computer keyboards.
Supreme Tetris Empire: It's already happening...right before your eyes. Try and keep up!
Children of the Pinball Pro: You were the Pinball Pro's best student...until his trained pinball assassin family turned on you.
Real Casino vs. Capcom: Is there a difference?
Big-Time Magic Legends: Play as Harry Potter, Merlin, Harry Houdini, Gandalf, or any of the greatest wizards as they battle it out to be top magician!

 

[TeeBs]

The Great Duck Police - Awesome