Kirby's Karate Castle
(This sounds cool.)
World Amish of the Damned
(He is and Amish outcast that travels the world; everywhere he goes, death and destruction follow.)
Angry Writing Challenge
(The angrier you write the higher your score gets.)
Luigi's Lacrosse 64
(Take that Mario! Luigi's got his own sports game.)
Preschool Bomb Stars
(Terrorists apparently start at a really young age.)
Unreal Pony Boxing
(Seriously, what's real with pony boxing anyway?)
True Crime: Internet Warfare
(I guess you will be fighting and arresting hackers. The final boss is Anonymous, so the game would either take forever, or be unbeatable.)
Blasphemous Hippo Derby
(Because we know how unholy hippos are, especially when you race them.)
Bling Bling Biplane from Hell
(I don't know, I just got a kick out of it.)
Exciting Hobo Island
(From the makers of Exciting Hobo City, and Exciting Hobo Farm, comes this new adventure for the hobos that you know and love. They are stranded on a tropical island and must live out the rest of their days, because obviously nobody is looking to rescue them. It is really just a combination of the first two games in the series, you will both be creating a hobo city and farming, but being on a tropical island makes it all different and new.)