The Video Game Name Generator

[Jeremy Skitz]

Inbred Punching in the Sky
Celebrity Mind Control Rangers
Tactical Sailboat Bandits
Tasteless Indian Starring Mickey Mouse
Post-Apocalyptic Pony Warfare

 

[Nouw]

A thread was made a few months ago on this. Loved it!

Nihilistic Office Commando
Elderly Mafia Ignition
Ninja Graveyard Dystopia
Red Hot Batman Carnage
Guitar Rainbow Detective
The Castle of the Jetpack from Hell
Brain-Damaged Bubblegum Arena

 

[LarenzoAOG]

I got Caribbean Manlove Conquest and I'm not ashamed to say this... I think I would buy this game.

Wonderous Bedtime Pimps... This one I wouldn't buy... too much emotional baggage attached.

Latino Prison Gold, I think this is the sequel to Caribbean Manlove Conquest.

Lair of the Typing Fest, WoW is getting less creative with the names for their expansions.

Papal Boxing Odyssey, as a Catholic I would love to see this.

Drunken Love Zone, might be a bit too close to home for some of you.

Inbred Limbo Incident, as a current resident of Louisiana I've witnessed such things.

German Military Task Force , that's not funny at all... it kind of sounds like a legitimate game.

Raging Pirate Underground, 3rd installment of the Caribbean Manlove Conquest series.

You made me laugh so hard, I almost stopped breathing.

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Death-Defying Office Collection
(Based on the Parkour episode of The Office)

The Harlem Globetrotters: Spork Omega
(Sounds like an idea for another Futurama movie.)

Viking Sudoku Slayer
(For people that hate Sudoku puzzles, you are a viking warrior who's family was destroyed by an evil Sudoku puzzle that came through a time portal. Your character travels through different time periods to try and discover the origin of this evil thing called Sudoku.)

I do what I can.

 

[FalloutJack]

Revenge of the Bong Polo...

 

[Sonic Doctor]

Deep Space Arcade Kid
(They wanted to make a game about the Star Wars Kid, but didn't want to be sued, so they renamed the game.)

All-Star Furry Slam
(No! Burn! Buuuurrrnn!)

Custom Octopus Farmer
(Design your own farm of custom Octopi)

No One Can Stop the Train Through Time
(I bet The Doctor could.)

Kermit's Go-Kart Dance Mix
(Dancing go-karts?)

Corporate Cookie Operation
(Your family was torn apart by a mutant Chips Ahoy cookie. You get a job at Nabisco Corporate Headquarters and start taking out the higher-ups one by one until you bring the company down.)

Giant Jungle Saga
(From the creators of the Large Forest Trilogy.)

Dead or Alive: Business at the Olympics
(You thought you were going to be playing another volleyball game, you are wrong. This is business tycoon where you use the Dead or Alive characters to run perfect Olympic competitions. Manage the revenue brought in buy selling tickets to your Olympic games. Tell McDonald's to go shove it, Wendy's is the new sponsor of the Olympic games.)

Amish Thunder Advance
(That's just plain cool.)

Mexican Carnival Hunt
(Another tycoon game. You start out as a low-level unimpressive concession stand owner at a Mexican Carnival. Work your way up selling tacos and sombreros, eventually you will expand your stand to the point that you will end up buying the carnival, then a whole new game begins.)

 

[Xardion]

Mysterious Nudist Hero (With free "Nudist Peripheral." The perfect game for those who want to literally rock out with your cock out. Cock not included.)

Super Hardware 3D (High-tech software to simulate the intense life of your CPU. In action-packed 3D!)

Distinguished Tetris Remix (Yeah...this tetris clone is different. We promise.)

Peaceful Gun Shack (The guns really are unnecessary.)

Cyborg Trailer Park - The Quickening (When the scum of the Cyborg world are grouped together, they do the unthinkable...financial management.)

In Search of Spelling Simulator (Sequel to In Serch ov Grahmmer Simyoolayter.)

Heinous Ping Pong of the Third Reich (Even Nazis thought this a bit outlandish.)

Super Shotgun Carnage (I thought Reach was going to be the last one..)

Red Hot Office Conflict (No means "no.")

Eco-Friendly WWII Enforcer (Now with earth-friendly nuclear fallout.)

Lord of the Sniper Punishment (I thought Reach...oh right.)

Nihilistic Platypus Rescue (What's the point?)

Hidden Chicken Underworld (Spin-off of A Link to the Past.)

Lethal Makeout Tournament (Nominated: Best fighting-and-making-up-and-fighting-again first person shooter.)

 

[80Maxwell08]

Incomprehensible Cooking Reloaded
Scandinavian Guitar Lord
Michael Jackson's Boxing All-Stars
Catholic Platypus Siege
Mind-Bending Makeout World
Frisky Llama Inspector
Heavy Android Overlords
Underground Hillbilly DJ
Helicopter Hair Salon Paratroopers
Jedi Squirrel Syndicate
Teenage Internet Syndrome
Death-Defying Elevator Beatdown
Hindu Wizard Takedown
Nudist Kung-fu Baseball

Epic Win for some of these. Also Lucasarts needs to make Jedi Squirrel Syndicate. Just saying.

 

[That_Swedish_Guy]

Mysterious Nudist Hero (With free "Nudist Peripheral." The perfect game for those who want to literally rock out with your cock out. Cock not included.)

Super Hardware 3D (High-tech software to simulate the intense life of your CPU. In action-packed 3D!)

Distinguished Tetris Remix (Yeah...this tetris clone is different. We promise.)

Peaceful Gun Shack (The guns really are unnecessary.)

Cyborg Trailer Park - The Quickening (When the scum of the Cyborg world are grouped together, they do the unthinkable...financial management.)

In Search of Spelling Simulator (Sequel to In Serch ov Grahmmer Simyoolayter.)

Heinous Ping Pong of the Third Reich (Even Nazis thought this a bit outlandish.)

Super Shotgun Carnage (I thought Reach was going to be the last one..)

Red Hot Office Conflict (No means "no.")


Eco-Friendly WWII Enforcer (Now with earth-friendly nuclear fallout.)

Lord of the Sniper Punishment (I thought Reach...oh right.)

Nihilistic Platypus Rescue (What's the point?)

Hidden Chicken Underworld (Spin-off of A Link to the Past.)

Lethal Makeout Tournament (Nominated: Best fighting-and-making-up-and-fighting-again first person shooter.)

Woo, eco friendly war! Also your icon is awesome, and it made me lose the game...

 

[cWg | Konka]

Return of Metal in the Salad Kingdom
(sounds like a choking hazard)

Duke Nukem: Princess Academy
(would wait 10 years for this )

Flamboyant Pinball Quiz
(wtf can i say about this )

Inept Railroad Sisters
(is the any other kind?)

Elderly Math Safari
(sounds like lots of fun)

Helicopter Scooter Insanity
(even more fun)

Johnny Turbo's Piano Zombies
(even better then nazi zombies)

Unremarkable Walrus Trainer
(nothing special)

 

[Kitteh]

Nothing beats a nice game of 'Escape from the Frisbee Plus'

 

[Deathsong17]

Ho Hum Buddist Marines!

 

[Urgh76]

Biblical insect island....

well thats gonna suck XD

 

[robotam]

It's not so much the generator that's funny (although sometimes it is) it's everyone's comments as to what the game is about.

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

Soviet Horse Racing Domination - "In Soviet Russia, horse rides YOU!" In a world where communist horses ride jockeys in marathons to determine world domination, can you make your way from hapless pony to raging Stallion without ending up in the glue factory!?

African Crowbar Fighter - Forget Gordon Freeman, it's time to see how a crowbar is REALLY used in this racially insensitive beat-em-up. Do you have what it takes to become the ultimate African Crowbar Fighter Champion!?

Space Surf of the Third Reich - Hang ten guys! It's time for the ultimate in space sports!! Play as the likes of Gravity Goebbels and Hyperion Hitler as they try to beat the Allies in the annual Space Surf Championships! If the Third Reich can win this, WWII is all but theirs!

Dirty Stick Hero - playing instruments is out of fashion, what you want now is the latest in videogame anal masterbation aids! Follow the on screen prompts to shove the stick peripheralup your gaping hole in increasingly mor complex patterns. Dare you take on the final 'Anal Ecstacy' challenge? (Warning: not suitable for children under the age of 18, and players may suffer rectal bleeding)

Trendy College Spree - Fully endorsed by the likes of Abercrombie and Fitch, Jack Wills and Fred Perry, this 3rd-person action/adventure takes you into the world of Reginald "Reg" Blomhaus as he attempts to skip lectures and avoid coursework in order to become the trendiest student at his college. Buy the latest gear at all your favourite highstreet shops, bully the students who actually want to learn and act like a total dick to get the girls, and the popularity that you so truly deserve.


I spent far too long on that...but fuck it was funny and I actually feel good fro putting a little bit of creativity into it. I may just pass this onto a few friends...

EDIT: one more that I have to share

Royal Nazi Massacre: On a visit to Africa, Prince Philip finally flips and decides to pick up his hunting rifle and "get things done, once and for all". Run jump and shoot your way through 15 African countries, customising your weapons and traps as you get deeper into the heart of Africa. Pre-order now to unlock the devastating Corgi-cannon for all genocide needs.

 

[Carboncrown]

Luigi's submarine explosion.

Now that, I would buy.

 

[Proctorninja]

Unholy Zombie Massacre- sounds like the next resident evil game
Satan's Hamster Panic- a must buy
Australian River Deathmatch - what part of that dosnt sound awesome
Blasphemous Dance 25th Anniversary Edition-the next DDR
Ye Olde Bazooka Collection- for the retro feel

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Invisible Jetpack boxing.

That is all you'll ever need.