The Video Game Name Generator

[Irony's Acolyte]

Here's some of my favorite and my thoughts on them. Some of these were really good.

Spoiler: Spoiler'd for both of your pleasure

Post-Apocalyptic Jungle Shootout - I'd play that. Sounds like Fallout mixed with Vietnam. "Super Mutant's came out of the trees man. They came out of the trees."

Spectral Vegetarian Tactics - Seems like a really interesting RTS. Ghost vegetarians fighting one another.

Inbred Pokemon Gone Wild - This sounds like a porno. A really fucked up porno.

Enormous Tank Colosseum - "FUCK YEAH! ENORMOUS TANK COLOSSEUM FTW! CRUSH THE OTHER ENORMOUS TANK WITH YOUR EVEN MORE ENORMOUSER TANK! YELLING MODE NOT OPTIONAL!"

Raging Cyborg of Death - "From the makers of 'Enourmous Tank Colosseum" comes a game about a raging cyborg of death. Play as the raging cyborg of death while you rage your way through many killing-filled levels as you make everyone around you die by being a cyborg. Rated 'M' for mature."

Renegade Burger Wars - This seems like it would be some sort of fun, little indie strategy game along the lines of Plants vs. Zombies.

Telekinetic Goth Fight Club - This just sounds interesting.

Robot Banana Trilogy - "He was just a banana living peacefully in a small, out of the way town when the apples came. They thought they killed everyone, but using state-of-the-art technology, he was rebuilt. Now fueled by revenge and a miniture nuclear reactor built into his back, he is on a quest to find those who destroyed his once peaceful life and make them pay. Includes all three award winning games: Robot Banana 1: The Peeling, Robot Banana 2: Split-wires, and Robot Banana 3: Final Sunday."

WWII Racing For Kids - This just seems like a bad idea. I'm sure that the Hitler-mobile is fueled by the bodies of murdered jews. And the american Fat-man car is seriously overpowered.

Jedi Buddhist Revisited - "The long-awaited sequel to the epic game 'Jedi Buddhist' is now here. Continue the gripping story of a Buddhist monk who is learning to hareness his Force powers and battle his evil Sith brother."

Future Wizard of the Blood God - KHRONE HAS NO NEED FOR WEAK MAGIC! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULLS THRONE!

Vegetarian Hoedown Onslaught - The crappy spinoff of "Spectral Vegetarian Tactics" made by a different company.

Undead Booty Runner - Aaaaaaaawwwwwwwww yeeeaaaahhh. Dat undead ass.

Emo Submarine Returns - We all live in an emo submarine. An emo submarine. An emo submarine. We all whine in a emo submarine. An emo submarine. An emo submarine.

Cthulhu's Metal Psychiatrist - Words cannot describe the awesome that this could be.

The Hunt For the Penguin Bastards - "Those Penguin Bastards took my wife. Now they're gonna pay."

Flamboyant Rocket - Total War - *In a camp gay voice* "Oh no, I'm gonna blow you up! Ka-boom! Is what I'd say if I could get into his pants. Rawr!"

No One Can Stop the Cowboy - Limited Edition - Now with extra levels of attempted cowboy-stopping.

That was fun. I gotta remember this website if I ever want to make my own game.

 

[lunax69]

My personal favourite so far

Occult Dentistry Championships

 

[Sonic Doctor]

Ghetto Flatulence Derby
(Eeeeeewwwww!)

Star Wars Scooter Universe
(It is a remake of Pod-Racer.)

Master Chief's Spelunking Tycoon
(Bungie has been trying to keep this one under wraps.)

The Incredible Shotgun Assassins
(This would be the next great FPS, I would definitely buy it)

Cthulhu's Blood Returns
(Nobody wins.)

The Sims: Circus King
(Don't know what to say.)

Rad Afro on the Oregon Trail
(It was the unreleased sequel to the Oregon Trail game.)

 

[Siuki]

This is the best.

Monty Python's Spatula Takedown
Mario's WWII III
Barbie's Balloon Fight O_O
Soviet Banana from Outer Space
Iron Midget Hunter
Pagan Acid Family
Day of the Bungie Studio

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

I'm sorry but this is just too damn funny;
Ghetto Pinball Spree
My First Nazi Armada
Cosmic Matador On The Road
Ghetto Puzzle Ultra
Endless Bong Espionage

Seriously Endless Bong Espionage is just awesome on every level, imagine the Unholy Viking Zombies having to do the Bong Espionage in a ghetto pinball setting.

 

[OldAccount]

"King of Karate Through Time"

Someone make this.

"Awesome Porn Strike Force"

Also this.

 

[teh_Canape]

OSHIT

I JUST FOUND THE NAME FOR MY NEXT MMO

Neo Sex Vengeance

(maybe I can work something out)

edit: someone get EA Sports to work on this, NOW: Super Baseball Uprising

also: Ninja Guitar Baseball

and this one just SCREAMS to be made: Lord of the Football from Outer Space

also, only for HardCore: Real Amish 1942

do I really need to explain this one? Cthulhu's Paintball III

just, yes: Hardcore Crowbar Unit

'oly shit Catholic Booty on Wheels

A Boy and His Pokemon Annihilation

last one, I promise: Def Jam Shaving Warfare

edit: I lied, this is the last one, the one to finish 'em all:

hold your balls on this one: Jack Thompson's Metal Empire

 

[-Samurai-]

Romantic Manlove Tournament....

I'd play it.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Christian Manlove in the Dark

Sounds tasty.

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

So no way in hell i read all those ^^. But honestly Jewish Forklift Throwdown has always been one of my dreams

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Ye Olde Transvestite Prophecy

I like this site.

EDIT:

I just got Cthulhu's Porn Bloodbath. This may be the greatest site ever conceived.

HOLY SHIT EDIT:

Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest game title ever. I am dead serious.

Maximum Batman Vs. Capcom

I think I just came.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

Mario's WWII III

It's more World War II than any World War has ever been, with Mario. Bowser dressed as Hitler would be funny.

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Psycho Yeti Strike Force
(More cool than the Abominable Snowman....wait?)

Mr. Octopus For Kids
(This just sounds wrong)

Everybody Hates the Baking Thieves
(Seriously, how do I get past level 5. They keep stealing my brownies.)

Boring Jungle Revisited
(From the makers of Boring Jungle and Tedious Forest.)

 

[KungFuCthulhu]

Michael Jackson's Motocross Princess
Gothic Goblin Wars
The Harlem Globetrotters: Chipmunk of the Damned
Heavy STD of Fury
Neon Leisure Suit Fight
The Last Monster Truck Espionage
Big Breakdancing from Planet X
Aquatic Viking Insanity

That's what I got.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

More fun game titles and my ideas for them!

Spoiler: Spoilered for nobody's pleasure

Ancient Police Troopers - Ancient Cavemen brought forward in time are now forced to be police officers if they ever want to return home.

Surprise Blade II - No one saw it coming, again!

Psycho Worm Dystopia - This just sounds awesome. Seriously, this should be made into a game.

Drunken Catapult Rave - Another random game which would probably be amusing as hell.

Preschool Sniper Extra - Right up there with Columbine: The RPG and Death Camp Tycoon.

Jamaican Limbo Strikes Again - The Jamaican Limbo! Its back!

Explosive Afro Rage - Looks like the Demoman got his own spin-off game.

Amish Goth Zone - Lolwut?

Donkey Kong's Acid of Death - DK finally moved from bananas into the harder drugs.

Throbbing Dating Unit - Porn.

Ultimate Dodgeball Championship - Wait. This sounds like what could be an actual game.

Ancient Samurai Island - "I had a look around.""What did you find.""There's seems to be enough food, but...""But what? Spit it out!""I don't think this is any normal island. I saw - tracks when I was walking around.""What? Like dinosaurs tracks? Are there dinosaurs running around here?""No, worse. Samurais. Ancient Samurais.""My god."

Low G Love from Outer Space - Bow chicka wow wow.

Communist Furry Havoc - In Soviet Russia, furry gets yiffed by you! (Sorry to any furries out there. The joke was simply too tempting.)

Catholic Manlove Camp - Where you have to go to become a priest. Ba-zing!

Flying Chainsaw Crime Scene Investigation - "Great another body.""Yeah that's the fourth one this week.""What are the wounds like?""Same as the other three. Looks like they were done with chainsaws.""Great, some maniac seems to be running around with a chainsaw murdering people.""I don't think so.""What? What do you mean?""Those wounds aren't in the right position to be caused by a human? It looks like the chainsaws were... flying.""My god."

Hitler's Chainsaw Showdown - A chainsaw duel with Hitler? Most excellent!

German Music Invaders - They tried to take over the world through warfare, now they're trying again - with MUSIK!

Nudist Hillbilly Nightmare - That truly sounds terrifying.

Night of the Porn Fighter - "One dark and stormy night a stranger walked into the cozy town of Anywhereville. But this was no ordanary stranger. This stranger wanted to take away the town's porn."

Enormous Dinosaur Punch-Out!! - FUCK YEAH! PUNCH OUT ENORMOUS DINOSAURS! ALL RIGHT!!

 

[helldragonX]

I got some good names:

Rocket-Powered Nazi Returns

Jewish Transvestite Conundrum

Paranoid Internet World Cup

Wonderous Booty Armada

Big-Time Whale Football

Pathetic Mummy Roundup

All-American Burger Espionage

Subatomic Mind Control Massacre

Naughty Demon Detective

This is a great site..

 

[Sonic Doctor]

Michael Jackson's Motocross Princess
Gothic Goblin Wars
The Harlem Globetrotters: Chipmunk of the Damned
Heavy STD of Fury
Neon Leisure Suit Fight
The Last Monster Truck Espionage
Big Breakdancing from Planet X
Aquatic Viking Insanity

That's what I got.

With what has been coming up in the randomizer, I bet it might come up with KungFu Cthulhu.


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Savage Mall from Mars
(This is the next Dead Rising game.)

It's a Mad, Mad Turtle Special Edition
(That is one mad turtle. The Special Edition comes with a Mad Turtle action figure, and new special attack called, Rage of the Shell.)

Zombie Chef Tribe
(Where you learn how to prepare your brains just right.)

Legend of Cardboard Anarchy
(Chaos with cardboard.)

 

[Jake the Snake]

Drug induced Harpoon Polo. Dear god the sheer amazingness of that concept makes me want to cry.

 

[IrradiatedFish]

a few of them actually sound more like porno's as to video game titles.

I think you're right. Check out the handful I got o_o...

Grimy Manlove Z
Robotic Sex Train
Italian Nudist Strikes Back
Save Yourself from the Sex Armageddon
Drunken Karaoke in the Bayou
Morbidly Obese Transvestite Commando

 

[Dynamite Headdy]

Unstoppable Harpoon: the Card Game
I guess it's a combination of 7th Sea [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7th_Sea_(collectible_card_game)] and Nanuk [http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/54433/nanuk]?

High-speed Beach Gang
Simple racer, or compilation of the first levels from every Sonic game ever?

Sexy Alligator Overlords
So terrible... but I can't look away...

Irish Ballet Beatdown
This one sounds pretty cool, actually.

Shady Devil Quest
...

Okay, that one was boring enough to break the addiction. Done for now.

EDIT:
Twin Plumber Crusade
Already made that.

Space Worm Man
Already made that. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earthworm_Jim]

Yoshi's Bomberman Jihad
Okay, now I'm done.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

Mario's Dog Gold
(What?)

Fatal Polka Rage
(Now that is polka I could get into.)

Darkest Drug-Dealing Baseball
(Don't get caught with the steroids or say goodbye to the Hall of Fame.)

Big Bird's Mind Control Wars
(How many kids can you brainwash? Brought to you by the letter B and the number 3.)

Extreme Chocobo Saga
(This is what the Final Fantasy fans have been waiting for.)