The war on Heavy Metal

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vrbtny

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OhJohnNo said:
Glad this is satire, because I didn't think even Rick Santorum could be quite that stupid.
Wait....are you being Ironic about irony, or satirizing satire, or being ironic about satire?..... Ouch, I made my mind hurt.
 

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Nickolai77 said:
The amount of stupidity in this sentence is actually mentally painful to read, i don't know if i should invoke poe's law, call troll or vomit in the bathroom.
Considering a Republican recently posted an Onion article via facebook, it Poe's law is pretty accurate. It's hard to tell someone legitimately out of it from someone taking the piss.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0212/72507.html
 

Endocrom

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Mr. Frothy Mixture, you and I are mortal, but rock and roll will never die!
wait, what?
 

FalloutJack

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Esotera said:
This is fake right? No sane politician would ever support internment camps to reeducate anyone, let alone metalheads.
Hi there. I come from Pittsburgh and we know alot about Rick Santorum. He's retarded. No really! Half of him is being a shifty and untrustworthy prick and the other is that he's a complete and utter moron.
 

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Gmans uncle said:
wow there are people on this thread who thought this was real... people really don't understand satire anymore...
It's the Escapist, a lot of people will just post to show their dislike for a certain political party that isn't theirs instead of actually looking at the source material.

The whole "87 percent of Republican voters think that the biggest problem in America today is "the demented bloodlust of teenagers caused entirely by heavy metal music."" made me laugh though.
 

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Nickolai77 said:
?If you listen to the radio today, many of these brand new, so-called heavy metal music bands like Black Sabbath, Venom, The WASP and Iron Maiden use satanic imagery to corrupt the minds of young people,? announced Santorum at a 10,000 dollar a plate sock-hop in Valdosta, Georgia on Thursday.

The amount of stupidity in this sentence is actually mentally painful to read, i don't know if i should invoke poe's law, call troll or vomit in the bathroom.

I say we do all three at the same time. And then go buy some metal. I bought a Poison album today. Good stuff.
 

Vault101

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soooooo.....

he's never heard rap music I take it

and he seems to be stuck in some kind of time bubble or somthing because metal is not exactally topping mainstream charts thease days

I suspect this is a joke
 

Macemaster

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Metal Internment camps.. are you fucking kidding me?

The Bright Idea to "Cure" people of metal music, is to put people such as myself in a camp, surrounded by other people such as my self, People who generally don't take shit, and try and reform us?

Let me know how that works out...
 

Surpheal

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I thought that this little issue went away back when what people know as heavy metal came to be. Bear in mind that was about 30 years, though I'm not quite sure. And they blame this musical genre on the whole of modern teenagers-air quotes- bloodlust? That is something I really wouldn't expect someone like him to say.What I feel is worse though is that more than 85% feel that this is a real issue.

If you play heavy metal forward, there is no satanic message. If you play heavy metal backwards, there is no satanic message. And if you play country music backwards you get your stuff back.
 

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i REALY hope that Poe's Law [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PoesLaw] is in effect here. otherwise sadness.
 

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Fat_Hippo said:
War on Heavy Metal, huh. He's a bit behind the curve, isn't he? Oh well, at least you can always trust the far right to be dumb as a bag of rocks. Unfortunately, they also vote.
you could say the same about the far left, or any extremists who feel their vision of a perfect country must be uncompromising and absolute.

As for this Santorum joker, he DOES realize the 80's were about 30 years ago, right? Why do we let people so out of touch anywhere NEAR politics?
 

IamLEAM1983

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So obviously fake I feel like emailing the staffer who typed this up at the Daily Paul and giving them a punch to the face for posting something so criminally unfunny. An Internet punch. Through cable lines and optic fibers. Yes.

On the other hand, anything that deepens the perception that the right wing is made up of easily scared sanctimonious assholes is more than welcomed.

To be clear, I've got nothing against right-wingers - if their opinion is well researched. If it's just bullcrap engineered to make people vote for one name instead of another, I call bullshit.

On the very off chance that Santorum is even remotely serious or has unspoken opinions that go somewhat in that direction; I'd say he should be required to sit through repeated playlists of the current dominating bands in all of Metal's substratas, all the while making it clear to him that hardcore occult stuff like Gorgoroth is so niche there's no way they could have a lasting or serious impact on American society.

Yes, Varg Vikrenes burned down a church. So what; that's on par with the same sort of douchebaggery you see on YouTube that ends up with a drunken fratboy in traction. It's a sad, sad waste of human potential and it involves the destruction of what I'm sure is a spiritual center for many people; but it won't warp several million people across the pond and turn them into Pazuzu expies.

Now if we were living in Dethklok's universe, though...
 

J Tyran

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Nickolai77 said:
?If you listen to the radio today, many of these brand new, so-called heavy metal music bands like Black Sabbath, Venom, The WASP and Iron Maiden use satanic imagery to corrupt the minds of young people,? announced Santorum at a 10,000 dollar a plate sock-hop in Valdosta, Georgia on Thursday.

The amount of stupidity in this sentence is actually mentally painful to read, i don't know if i should invoke poe's law, call troll or vomit in the bathroom.
When I read the OP at first I thought he was talking about the history of the anti heavy metal movement. Saying those bands are satanic blah blah are all the old arguments from the 70s, and the band list to.

Whats next? Is a US senator going to do an interview saying he wants Elvis the pelvis banned?
 

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60 or so posts into this thread and there are still people who think this actually happened. C'mon, folks. If this was any more obviously a joke it would have clown shoes and a spinning bow tie.