The war on Heavy Metal

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As the child of a metal fan, i always have to shake my head in disbelief whenever someone tries to pull the "Metal is the Devil's music" card. My Dad was a huge fan of Iron Maiden and he often explained the back story behind some of their songs. For example; "The Trooper" is about the famous work called "The Charge of the Light Brigade." One of their other songs, "Aces High" is about the Battle of Britain during WWII. Lastly, the song "Two Minutes to Midnight" is about the dangers of war profiteering. A bit more sophisticated than "Obey Satan."

On another note, his suggestion of Pat Boone as "wholesome" music loses several million points in credibility because Boone (or at least the record company he signed with) was a plagiarist. It was not an uncommon practice during the 50s and 60s for white artists to steal music from black artists and pass it off as original material. Little Richard tried to counter this by making his song "Tootiy Fruity" too fast for Boone to sing.
 

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BiscuitWheels said:
60 or so posts into this thread and there are still people who think this actually happened. C'mon, folks. If this was any more obviously a joke it would have clown shoes and a spinning bow tie.
People are so used to the extraordinary levels of stupid that leaves the mouths of some US politicians from time to time that taking it at face value is all to easy
 

KingCrInuYasha

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Gasaraki said:
many of these brand new, so-called heavy metal music bands like Black Sabbath, Venom, The WASP and Iron Maiden
Talk about not doing the research. Black Sabbath new? How is a band that was formed in 1969 considered new?
 

Valanthe

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Not gonna lie, this one almost got me. true Satire is hard to come by these days, I applaud the author.
 

Nouw

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Glad we still have Thrash, Power and Symphonic ;). What the hell is a $10,000 plate sock-hop anyway?
 

Nickolai77

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Nouw said:
Glad we still have Thrash, Power and Symphonic ;). What the hell is a $10,000 plate sock-hop anyway?
According to wiki it's a type of traditional school dance in America, called so because you take your shoes off. As for the $10,000 dollar part...the plates cost $10,000 dollars i guess? Which sounds kind of absurd. I think if your not American it may make the satire a little less obvious.
 

Soods

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Waaaait a second... did I just travel 30 years back in time? No, I guess Rick Sanotrum is just 30 years late to the party.
 

Pat8u

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how does a particular form of music cause lactoes intorlerance. I don't even like heavy metal but I wouldn't go as far to say its evil I just hate it, Politicians these days

also most likely it isn't real
 

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considering he also vowed to ban internet porn I would believe he actually sad that.
how the fuck does this guy get followers?
 

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Nickolai77 said:
?If you listen to the radio today, many of these brand new, so-called heavy metal music bands like Black Sabbath, Venom, The WASP and Iron Maiden use satanic imagery to corrupt the minds of young people,? announced Santorum at a 10,000 dollar a plate sock-hop in Valdosta, Georgia on Thursday.

The amount of stupidity in this sentence is actually mentally painful to read, i don't know if i should invoke poe's law, call troll or vomit in the bathroom.

you voiced my exact thoughts before I could sir, this is indeed depressingly stupid.
 

The White Hunter

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I think this gentleman is an idiot. Just a brief summary of my feelings, oh and I find this appropriate:


EDIT: Fuck you youtube embed, fuck you. Now I have to link like a lamer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_UGFLT0VMY


EDIT EDIT: Who exactly the fuck is this guy to judge the work of the gods? Should pull his head out his ass and do something worthwhiole with his life, like support stem cell research or y'know, anything else that might actually further mankind, rather than just slag of a rather popular form of musical expression.
 

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henritje said:
considering he also vowed to ban internet porn I would believe he actually sad that.
how the fuck does this guy get followers?
Christians. Of the most crazy variety. At least, that's what I'd wager.
 

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SkarKrow said:
henritje said:
considering he also vowed to ban internet porn I would believe he actually sad that.
how the fuck does this guy get followers?
Christians. Of the most crazy variety. At least, that's what I'd wager.
or maybe just a random nutter that thinks the world should be 200% PC
 

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He does realize that starting a war on Heavy Metal by trying to force kids to listening to something else is the best thing that could ever happen to metal fans right? It's like trying to put out a fire by pouring gasoline on it.
 

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Don't you just love how people only attack well known bands with little Satanic imagery at all when there's a million more metal bands out there that actually are blatantly anti-Christian or Satanic in thematic elements?
 

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IamLEAM1983 said:
Yes, Varg Vikrenes burned down a church. So what; that's on par with the same sort of douchebaggery you see on YouTube that ends up with a drunken fratboy in traction. It's a sad, sad waste of human potential and it involves the destruction of what I'm sure is a spiritual center for many people; but it won't warp several million people across the pond and turn them into Pazuzu expies.
You left out a couple of things Varg did. Like the part where he burned down 3 other churches. Or where he killed somebody. Or where he tried to kill somebody else. Or the part where he's a Nazi.