The way you would like to die and your last words

[The Ultimate 2]

Personally the way I'd go out is to die fighting an army of Heartless, giant anime robots and splicers. Screaming COME AND GET ME YOU COWARDS!

 

[manaman]

My life has basically been a mesure of what is and is not awesome, I am sure I will go out in a manner befitting this.

Should I have the choice figure I would go for something ambiguous, something like. I never forgot. I was never really sorry. Or possible launching into a fake story about my time in the South of France and the fortune I buaried with my freedom fighting buddies who stole it from the semi in control Pakistan goverment. See if I can keep several generations of my family searching for lost rupees

 

[pantallica95]

1. Benchin an insane amount of weight.
2. Having sex. Duh.
3. In a future battle where all guns cease to work for whatever reason and we go back to swords and axes. But i have a badass mace! And after killing hundreds of men i am finally downed via beheading from behind, having sixty stab wounds to my body. and i look like a pincushion for arrows.

Last words: DAMN DIRTY APES! Applies to all three.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I want my last words to be either "The treasure is in..." and then die, or say "Hey guys, check this out!" and do something insanely stupid but awesome like tying firecrackers to my back and jumping off of a building.

 

[MMMowman]

Old age...
"Grandma? Is that you?"

 

[flare09]

I'm going to die by either lighting myself on fire(intentionally) or by drowning myself.
I don't want to die by someone else or by natural causes.

My last words would be rather personal and I don't want to share them.

 

[Solstrana91]

Dying with a 360 controller clutched in my hands, and my last words (stolen from /b/);

"Respawn.. in 10... 9.... 8....."

Rules 1 and 2!

 

[Solstrana91]

Oh, by the way.

Running, on fire, into a buildinng filled with nazi's/zombies/vampires/terrorists (delete where applicable) whilst screaming "LEEEROOOOOOOOYYYYYY JEEEEENNNKIIIIIIINNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"

 

[Nezaros]

Fall into a lava pit after being shot repeatedly and refusing to die because of my numerous genetic modifications and cyborg implants, but not before annihilating half the world's population with a mixture of bombs, fire, fiery bombs, guerrilla warfare, guerrilla warfare with big fiery bombs, meteors, and giant flying lizards tearing people to shreds.

My last words, "My children will take care of you all... I have... no regrets..... *****"

 

[demonsaber]

Dieing of old age in the arms of the woman I love.

Last words, "I regret nothing, and I love you. Also, I win"

 

[jsd379]

Pressing a button that releases enough antimatter to blow up the earth. Final words "so that's what that button does".

 

[Nargleblarg]

Serious answer: dieing at like 50-60 in the arms of the woman (girl actually) I love and telling her I love her
P.S. sorry for the steal demonsaber

Not Serious answer: dieing with my companion cube and telling it I love it

 

[Timotei]

"The Fear"

 

[szs0061]

well i wish my first words had been quote so that way my last words could be unquote
(free cookies for whoever can tell me who said that)

Steven Wright, wasn't it?

Anyway...
The way I'd like to die: Being hit by a speeding car, which would send me flying through the window of a bakery.
Last words: Ooo, chocolate cake!

cookies for you my friend

 

[lwm3398]

death: world war 8,fighting terrorists,zombies,nazis,zombie nazis,robots,ninjas,aliens,demons and satan,while the milky way collides with another galaxy and 12 nukes fly down specifically on me and i jump up from nuke to nuke,take out an AK47,shoot the nukes and obama in the face after i kill the whole world war 8 army,then fall to the ground and get impaled by the largest fucking sword ever made.

last words: FUCK YOU CHINA,I WON THE WAR!

 

[lwm3398]

Dying with a 360 controller clutched in my hands, and my last words (stolen from /b/);

"Respawn.. in 10... 9.... 8....."

Rules 1 and 2!

Yes, but I admit to being part of the cancer that is killing /b/ in that I don't care about telling everyone that /b/ exists.

/b/!

what actually is a /b/?

 

[lwm3398]

Dying with a 360 controller clutched in my hands, and my last words (stolen from /b/);

"Respawn.. in 10... 9.... 8....."

Rules 1 and 2!

Yes, but I admit to being part of the cancer that is killing /b/ in that I don't care about telling everyone that /b/ exists.

/b/!

what actually is a /b/?

Are you joking or do you seriously not know what /b/ is?

no idea.