The weirdest question you heard in your life?

[oktalist]

"Are whales animals or mammals?"



To paraphrase Babbage, "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

 

[Rastien]

When i was working in a small IT company a home user reported problems with her internet as she had gotten a free internet connection with readers digest and needed help setting it up.

I go to her house and ask her to show me to the computer we go upstairs into her office and on her desk is a dial up modem.

I ask where the computer is, she points to the modem saying i get free internet with my subscription they sent me this how do i get on the internet.

I had to explain to her that she needed a computer and this modem works with the computer the really sad part is my boss at the time still charged her for the visit...

I wish i was joking it was the closest i came to a brain haemorage.

 

[Arkvoodle]

I have a new entry:

"What does AC slash DC stand for?"

-Friend while examining my music collection.

 

[Yugeky20]

My friend asked me how many quarters were in a year (he was a year9). This boy also wrote a speech about wanting to be an author; he spelt speech and author wrong.

 

[putowtin]

"Do you walk with a stick cause Dr House does?"

my reply
"Yes I deliberately made myself handicap so I could be like a fictional character!"

 

[kurupt87]

"Do you prefer the sensation of having a piss or taking a dump? 'cos I like having a dump personally."

That caught me off guard in the pub.

 

[Furry-Frazey]

"Is France in England?"

Oh and,

"Have you ever put your penis in between your legs to pretend you're a girl?"

The joys of the people I know. I have more but I can't be arsed to type them out.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

If your uncle jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?

 

[Sirtety]

"You mean Ben Franklin wasn't a president? Why is he on the $100 bill then?"

 

[Relish in Chaos]

?Pedophilia isn?t technically illegal ? ?right??
Shockingly enough I later discovered that the guy who asked me this has problems??

Technically, it's not, because there's a difference between paedophilia (having an exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children) and a child molester (actually acting on those urges and sexually abusing a child; you don't even have to be a paedophile for that).

Why is Africa always mistaken for a country instead of a continent? Is it because so many of its countries are suffering from poverty and all the charity appeals on TV that say, ?Please donate to Africa?, rather than any country, city or village in particular. Even still, people should know their fucking Geography. It?s not hard.

?When you?re having sex, do you put the balls in too??

From a fat girl: ?Why don?t you have a girlfriend??

And my friend told me that someone he knew told him and/or his brother that the Titanic wasn't a real; it was just a film.

 

[Mr. Eff_v1legacy]

I can't think of an answer, but this reminded me of a question posed by Charles Manson.

 

[rayen020]

a few of my favorites in food service.

Can i add meat to the grilled veggie?
How do you cook your grilled chicken?
(looking at our giant rack of potatoes and my boss slicing them for fries) Are those real potatoes?

Favorite one i did. I was working an evening shift and everyone else there was in highschool. Five kids ages 16-18. Walked up and asked as cheerfully as possible "So, who's into bondage?"

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

I was waiting for my music business class when some guy come up and started to talk to me, it was a nice little chat until he said thus:

"Hey I really like your leather bracelets by the way, so are you into bondage?"

I had nothing brilliant to say after that, but I did have some way after the fact. I hate it when that happens.

 

[Orks da best]

*phone rings in the middle of the night*

friend: Hey are you asleep?

Hahahahahahahahahaha that sounds so funny, and your avatar is just like "grrrr I was sleeping before you woke me up in the middle of night!"

As for me.... um no, but babysitting a little 5 or 6 old child can get odd when they ask you question on plot of whatever their watching.