The Weirdest Thing your GF/BF has said to you?

[mrhappyface]

What's the weirdest thing your GF has said to you? I remeber my seecond date. It was at Disneyland, and me and my GF went on Splash Mountain. However, right at the top, I wanted to look cool and do a pose. However, it just looked very strange in the picture with my mouth open and me somewhat half standing up. My Girlfriend said I looked like her pet ferret whenever it got a new toy...

 

[SextusMaximus]

I don't know... I asked her a weird question by accident once (was for a different converstion)... it wasn't all that strange though. That's about it.

 

[Plurralbles]

That's... odd OP...

Anyway, I'm sure weird stuff has been said but I can't remember.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[Starnerf]

Her complete and utter silence. Like she isn't even there.

 

[MurderousToaster]

"-----"

Sigh.

 

[Armored Prayer]

I wish my previous girlfriends had said weird things to me, they were so normal!

You and me both.

Though the way me and my last girlfriend broke up was pretty odd.

 

[FFMattCR]

The wierdest thing...

uhm...
She told me her and her friend had been discussing a purple rabbit called moonshine and a black rabbit called sunlight and the sort of baby rabbits that would produce...

I was like... Yeahhhh

 

[Soxafloppin]

my last girlfriend told a 'crude sex joke' on the first date.

Awesome!

 

[hazabaza1]

I exist.

 

[Rand-m]

Posted this story a long time ago, so copied and pasted:

"Kay, so I was dating this girl awhile back, and we'd been together, like, 4 months. We're both 15, and this was our first relationship for both of us, so neither of us have had sex before. Now that that's outta the way, onto the actual story.

We were swimming with her two brothers, and being the witty people we were, we told them to see who could hold their breath the longest so we could have some privacy for a few seconds. We started making out, and she wrapped her legs around my waist, but nothing sexual happened. The next day at school, she was scared that she was pregnant.

A 15 year old had no idea what sex was.

I dunno if this is common, but it kinda threw me for a loop. We broke up later that week."

 

[RanD00M]

.................

That's what having never been in a relationship sounds like.

 

[revolverwolf]

She asked me if she could call me a girl's name instead of my real one. I sat speechless for a long, long time after that.

 

[Zarthek]

"Purple Leprechauns", that is all.

 

[DannyBoy451]

I detect a massive wave of Butthurt closing in on this thread, let's get out while we can.

 

[amppi1236]

my last girlfriend told a 'crude sex joke' on the first date.

Awesome!

Can you remember the joke?

 

[Mekado]

One (inhebriated) night while we were getting rowdy

"i wish i was a lesbian"
"...excuse me....what?"
"well we wouldn't have to use a condom"

I was speechless for a while, trying to see the logic in this (ok she wouldn't get pregnant...but we kinda wouldn't be having sex either)

The next day when i told her what she said she said she didn't remember much she was too wasted...

 

[Soxafloppin]

my last girlfriend told a 'crude sex joke' on the first date.

Awesome!

Can you remember the joke?

Nope, it was something to do with fruit pastels and female genitalia.

 

[Julianking93]

"You know, I bet people think we're a cute lesbian couple"

I...uh...am I supposed to take that as a compliment?