The Weirdest Thing your GF/BF has said to you?
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The most random thing my last GF said to me was beacose of the time... than we was in her bed well I'm not telling more details, than se said after like 2 hours totally whith no reason "shave you're fucking mustage!" and I answered whith a simple "no"
Not really my girlfriend, but one of my really close friends says a lot of weird stuff. Here's the most recent, "I know! That book was awesome! I read it in the shower!"
In my head
First off, What?
Second, What?
Third, Did we really need to know that?
She was referencing this book: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cradle_to_Cradle:_Remaking_the_Way_We_Make_Things
The book is printed on a plastic polymer, not paper, and is 100% recyclable into a new book (Pages can be re-used and the ink can be washed off with a chemical, then re-used). It's also water proof, being made of plastic. I took it kayaking once in the Chesapeake Bay with my friends. The thing fell in the water. 10 minutes later, when I was able to pick it up, it was still good.
In my head
First off, What?
Second, What?
Third, Did we really need to know that?
She was referencing this book: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cradle_to_Cradle:_Remaking_the_Way_We_Make_Things
The book is printed on a plastic polymer, not paper, and is 100% recyclable into a new book (Pages can be re-used and the ink can be washed off with a chemical, then re-used). It's also water proof, being made of plastic. I took it kayaking once in the Chesapeake Bay with my friends. The thing fell in the water. 10 minutes later, when I was able to pick it up, it was still good.
Well my girl asked me If I would like her to lick her own boobs during sex and I said... "uhhh sure??... I don't see what is so awsome about that..its sorta your choice..."
to be honest everything my girlfriend says is crazy. she insists on not being called short, but instead "fun-sized". oh and today she was talking about why she thought one of my friends didnt like her and she said "i think it's because I'm just a big butch lesbian." i guess you have to have seen her to know the crazyness in that
That books awesome!Halaxis said:
Also I dipped it in water just to test if the ink actually wouldn't run. It didn't, and it was warm bath water too.
OT: I've been the loner nerd/weird kid/human encyclopedia since grade 2. You can guess my relationship status.
Nothing really weird, though last time when i went clubbing with her and some of her and my friends. I had a little bit too much together with my best friend (another guy) and we ended up sleeping (NOTHING sexual) in a bush.
The next morning i woke up and felt like shit(obviously), and we went home to watch football(soccer) with some beers to get rid of the hangover. My girlfriend showed up about three hours later, completely panicked. I opened the door and she squeezed me, then pushed me back and slapped me really hard and then hugged me again.
Somehow she thought i was hit by a car or got into a fight or at least something bad happened at me. I didn't pick up the phone at home because i lost it and my cell phone was dead. And she was upset of leaving without telling.... And i had actually completely forgotten about her and my other friends ( feeling like i got hit by a train etc.)
To this very day I have no clue why she reacted the way she did, but she does some crazy shit from time to time. Hug-slap-hug is still a very weird combination to me...
The next morning i woke up and felt like shit(obviously), and we went home to watch football(soccer) with some beers to get rid of the hangover. My girlfriend showed up about three hours later, completely panicked. I opened the door and she squeezed me, then pushed me back and slapped me really hard and then hugged me again.
Somehow she thought i was hit by a car or got into a fight or at least something bad happened at me. I didn't pick up the phone at home because i lost it and my cell phone was dead. And she was upset of leaving without telling.... And i had actually completely forgotten about her and my other friends ( feeling like i got hit by a train etc.)
To this very day I have no clue why she reacted the way she did, but she does some crazy shit from time to time. Hug-slap-hug is still a very weird combination to me...
"You look sexy when you sleep"
One of the more disturbing things I've ever heard. I'm a really heavy sleeper too...
One of the more disturbing things I've ever heard. I'm a really heavy sleeper too...
Not meaning to grossly offend, but I think this post is about to become a textbook example of what happens when grammar goes wrong. Her sentence, expanded:yellow snake95 said:
Shave (name), you're a fucking mustage! (whatever a mustage is)
People need to realize the difference between "your" and "you're".
Yeah I got nothing else to contribute, being 20 years old and never having been in a relationship.