The Weirdest Thing your GF/BF has said to you?
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"Are we landing?"
We were in bed at the time, going to sleep...
She's come out with many other strange things like that when she's tired, too.
We were in bed at the time, going to sleep...
She's come out with many other strange things like that when she's tired, too.
haha, this thread has many funny stories.
Mine would have to be more a situation than just a one-liner... i'd been broken up with this girl (she ended it, but it had been a dying relationship so i kinda got over it quickly)for about a month when we practically got forced into a conversation by some people who i was starting to doubt were truly mine or her friends. (though i think seeing as what happened, she was slightly confused/distressed about us not being together, so they ganged up against me)
but after the most awkward silences and most pathetic small talk we'd ever experienced... she just suddenly grabbed my face, kissed me on the lips for a few moments before i broke free, completely in shock, only to be slapped by her after another 1-second silence and then told "don't you kiss me so suddenly like that again!" before she stormed off!
sigh, thankfully we can both laugh about this situation now
Mine would have to be more a situation than just a one-liner... i'd been broken up with this girl (she ended it, but it had been a dying relationship so i kinda got over it quickly)for about a month when we practically got forced into a conversation by some people who i was starting to doubt were truly mine or her friends. (though i think seeing as what happened, she was slightly confused/distressed about us not being together, so they ganged up against me)
but after the most awkward silences and most pathetic small talk we'd ever experienced... she just suddenly grabbed my face, kissed me on the lips for a few moments before i broke free, completely in shock, only to be slapped by her after another 1-second silence and then told "don't you kiss me so suddenly like that again!" before she stormed off!
sigh, thankfully we can both laugh about this situation now
"You ever wonder what it would feel like to push your hand through someone's stomach? Like, to feel the pop and give of the skin""
"...no."
"...no."
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Bam.
I am no idiot sir. It was getting over the initial shock of her saying this to me that i was addressing. I have not let this girl leave my side since she said this. And trust me i banged the bejesus out of her. So im taking my man points back. *snatch*TheMatt said:
Bam.
Well, just about two hours ago, my girlfriend broke up with me.
Her reason?
She thought I was having *ahem* "innaproriate liasons" with Vaude [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/VaudevillianVeteran], who lives in London of all places.
Now we do both live in England, but if I were to get to leave my job when I usually do at 4-ish, go to Vaude's place, and have time for us to do the dirty, then get back home for 5:30-6ish, then I think that I'd have to go pretty damn fast, not get caught by a single red light, and not have any time for snuggling at all.
Pretty unlikely.
Her reason?
She thought I was having *ahem* "innaproriate liasons" with Vaude [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/VaudevillianVeteran], who lives in London of all places.
Now we do both live in England, but if I were to get to leave my job when I usually do at 4-ish, go to Vaude's place, and have time for us to do the dirty, then get back home for 5:30-6ish, then I think that I'd have to go pretty damn fast, not get caught by a single red light, and not have any time for snuggling at all.
Pretty unlikely.
This is one of the best off-topic threads I've seen so far!
OT: Ah, there's a million of these I could choose from. With the girlfriend's approval, I'll share the following:
It was concerning our 'first time', where she was a virgin and I wasn't. The day before the cat died so I was a bit gutted, naturally. I didn't let this stop us, however, because she always wanted to do it when it felt right for her. Thus, following our 'first time' I asked why she felt that the time was right. She replied, 'You looked so pathetic, I just couldn't help it'.
Hahaha, me and my girlfriend loved this one.PinkAngelKitty said:
OT: Ah, there's a million of these I could choose from. With the girlfriend's approval, I'll share the following:
It was concerning our 'first time', where she was a virgin and I wasn't. The day before the cat died so I was a bit gutted, naturally. I didn't let this stop us, however, because she always wanted to do it when it felt right for her. Thus, following our 'first time' I asked why she felt that the time was right. She replied, 'You looked so pathetic, I just couldn't help it'.
How many points for a steak?TheMatt said:
OT: My girlfriend once told me to stop playing games and get laid during a texting conversation.
Didn't quite know how to take that seeing as how we're both 14...
One of my ex-girlfriends once told me that she could levitate, and was completely serious about it and convinced she could do it. That little bit is only a tip of the crazy iceberg she is.
My ex was into a load of the ol' Wiccan rubbish, and tried to convince me that she spent most of her Christmas in the living room talking to a ghost. The next week, as she was in the army, she arrives to meet me from work with her head completely shaved as she fancied herself as "one of the lads". Appearances aren't everything, and a woman with a shaved head, though not exactly attractive, is tolerable. Having her go down on you and running your hands through her scalp, only to discover that it feels much like David Beckham's, is not.
I did the dumping there.
I did the dumping there.
