Something along the lines of "You know you're singing voice is average but it sounds pretty sexy, even when you're talking normally.... You didn't just hear that." That's about the weirdest.
The Weirdest Thing your GF/BF has said to you?
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Well i got my nickname off my boyfriend... He said i was like a playful kitten, and i could sound like on, so he said i was his own little kitten. Then i decided that i would merge it with my already existant nickname Demon so it became Demonickitten.
It wasnt quite the weirdest thing he has ever said to me but A) since he might read this and hate me for embarrasing him, i wont say what really weird thing he said... B) i cant actually remember one at the moment anyway lol though i know there was a few.
(oh besides naming polos "Steve" and cursing each time i eat one lol)
It wasnt quite the weirdest thing he has ever said to me but A) since he might read this and hate me for embarrasing him, i wont say what really weird thing he said... B) i cant actually remember one at the moment anyway lol though i know there was a few.
(oh besides naming polos "Steve" and cursing each time i eat one lol)
"would you mind if i cheated on you with another woman?"
I had no idea how to answer, i think i said "alot less than i would if it was a man, i guess"
I had no idea how to answer, i think i said "alot less than i would if it was a man, i guess"
Ok... I remember my aunts and grandparents doing that to me... not very funny (and it hurt too)PinkAngelKitty said:
I just assumed that since you had 68 posts, that someone had welcomed you... well again:
WELCOME TO THE ESCAPIST!!
Don't mind the trolls or the body under the stairs...
EDIT: when I think about it, I didn't get a welcome either :'( (or if there was a welcome party, I was also not invited...)
"I feel very possessive of you"
"I followed your scent."
"I warned you I would be listening."
"You're my personal heroine"
"Go stop Jessica and Angela before I have to track them down, too. I don?t think I could restrain myself if I ran into your other friends again."
"I like watching you sleep. It's kinda, kinda fascinating to me"
"I don?t seem to be strong enough to stay away from you, so I suppose that you?ll get your way? whether it kills you or not."
"I couldn?t let you walk away from me. It hurt just to imagine it."
"You are my life now."
Edit: Oh MY boyfriend... I misunderstood the question
"I thought I?d explained it clearly before. Bella, I can?t live in a world where you don?t exist."
"The outside world holds no interest for me without you."
"She is mine. I didn?t say I would fight fair."
"I?m the only one who has permission to hold you hostage, remember?"
Edit: wait...i think i misunderstood the question
"I followed your scent."
"I warned you I would be listening."
"You're my personal heroine"
"Go stop Jessica and Angela before I have to track them down, too. I don?t think I could restrain myself if I ran into your other friends again."
"I like watching you sleep. It's kinda, kinda fascinating to me"
"I don?t seem to be strong enough to stay away from you, so I suppose that you?ll get your way? whether it kills you or not."
"I couldn?t let you walk away from me. It hurt just to imagine it."
"You are my life now."
Edit: Oh MY boyfriend... I misunderstood the question
"I thought I?d explained it clearly before. Bella, I can?t live in a world where you don?t exist."
"The outside world holds no interest for me without you."
"She is mine. I didn?t say I would fight fair."
"I?m the only one who has permission to hold you hostage, remember?"
Edit: wait...i think i misunderstood the question
The weirdest thing one of my girlfriends (at the time) said to me was that she was having very bad gas problems.
"OUR CHILD WILL NOT BE CALLED CLOUD-STRIFE-MASTER CHIEF-LYALL PERKINS!!!"
i am seriously not kidding
oh, but she's agreed to Cloud
i am seriously not kidding
oh, but she's agreed to Cloud
I don't have a girl friend, thanks for reminding me!*cries in corner eating 5 gallon drum of ice cream with shovel*.
My girlfriend once asked "So what do you guys do with your 'Things' do you just let them hang there or what?"
I busted out laughing on the spot, lucky for me my girlfriend's pretty funny.
I busted out laughing on the spot, lucky for me my girlfriend's pretty funny.
My invisible girlfriend has been fairly quiet ever since I started taking the meds. But, before that she told me something about killing all the betrayers, oh ho ho, that crazy girl.
Actually, it's more of a lonely "fap" soundRanD00M said:
Me, the weirdest thing.... well...
So me and this girl have been dating a short while, and are crazy into each other.
Then one day she says "I don't want to date you. I do want to try anal sex, though, so I've been trying to bring it up. This is what I came up with"
I shit you not.
Whilst laying on the grass in Civic Park (just a small park in Adelaide, Australia), watching some birds while I stroked her hair. She was laying on top of me. We were like, spooning, if that makes any sense.
Anywho, she then speaks for the first time in like twenty minutes: "Hey, Bernie...do you think ducks think in quacks?" Sure, it was I guess a normal-ish thing to think, but it was so random that I could not stop laughing.
Anywho, she then speaks for the first time in like twenty minutes: "Hey, Bernie...do you think ducks think in quacks?" Sure, it was I guess a normal-ish thing to think, but it was so random that I could not stop laughing.
Me: "So who would you vote for?"
Her: "<url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geert_Wilders>Wilders"
Me: ಠ_ಠ
Her: "<url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geert_Wilders>Wilders"
Me: ಠ_ಠ