The Weirdest Thing your GF/BF has said to you?

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Mozza444

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My girlfreind once said to me "I'd still like love you if you were gay, it would be so fun we could like talk about boys and be best freinds"

Please tell me, how the fuck can you reply to that..
 

Plinglebob

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MrBirdy said:
To this very day I have no clue why she reacted the way she did, but she does some crazy shit from time to time. Hug-slap-hug is still a very weird combination to me...
The first hug is for "Thank God your OK"
The slap is for "Why didn't you tell me what was going on? You shouldn't make me worry like that"
The second hug is the normal "Hi, good to see you" hug I'm guessing you have each time you meet up.

Anymine, for me its "I love you". Was chatting with this girl for about 6 months previously after she stole my e-mail address from her friends phone. Came pretty much out of the blue, but I thing thats more to me being fairly oblivious when it comes to the various signals.
 

Hurr Durr Derp

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almightywabbit said:
hURR dURR dERP said:
almightywabbit said:
hURR dURR dERP said:
almightywabbit said:
Me: "Isn't George a guy's name?.."
http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/images/parleycast.jpg George Parley does not approve.
Don't you mean...

Georgina Parley?...

*Preparing for a barrage of hate*
<url=http://gunnerkrigg.wikia.com/wiki/Parley>*Barrage of hate*
The gender was changed, but the name George, a decidedly masculine name, was kept, allegedly for the humor of the situation
I rest my case. *Nod nod*
That'sthejoke.

Also, she still doesn't approve.
 

A.A.K

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"Sure ill go out with you, on the condition you kill THE WEERRM"

to this day i dont know what she meant by that.
 

SuperGordon

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My girlfriend was asleep and I was halfway to falling asleep, when suddenly she sat straight up at the speed of light (scaring the crap out of me) and started asking where the "second shoe" was as she felt around the end of the bed. Apparently, someone told her it would be there and she needed to find it; it was very important!

I was laughing my ass off and writing down everything she said... even though she could hear me and (sort of, barely) answer my questions then, in the morning she didn't remember anything about it.
 

Nivag the Owl

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"Your hair smells like kebabs". She meant it in a nice way somehow. I had a go at her so she changed it to something else. I can't remember what it was but it really wasn't any better. I evened it out by calling her a prick. Haha. Also, we use the same shampoo anyways.
 

dommyuk

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It was years ago so I can't remember it exactly, but it was along the lines of: 'Wouldn't it be cool to kill someone?'
 

PinkAngelKitty

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dommyuk said:
It was years ago so I can't remember it exactly, but it was along the lines of: 'Wouldn't it be cool to kill someone?'
My best friend said that to me. She said it would be really fun to do it like they do in Hostel. At first I was a little freaked out but then I realized that there are a few people in her life that deserve that kind of justice, and I would be lying if I said I wouldn't AT LEAST help her bury the body after she was done.
 

Danglybits

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Many very strange things have been said to me. I can't remember most of them, but my mate gets very odd when drunk or sleep deprived. Once there was something about a wizard with a little blue hat hanging out by the heater. Oh! There was one guy that thought he was a psychiatrist because he'd taken 1/2 a semester of psych. that told me the reason I was a private kid (I would never let anyone see me pretending) was because my brother molested me. News to me! There isn't really a polite response to that...