The What If Game

[shadowelancer]

I dunno if board" games are aloud (if it isn't, delete this thread)

Rule

Answer the what if question above you, then pose your own what if question, and the next person will ansewr it, ok?





What if pigs COULD fly?

 

[Burgermann]

Than bacon would be harder to get and North America would float into the sky without the current weight to hold it down

What if Yahtzee liked JRPG's?

 

[Twilight_guy]

Then he would rail about how all FPS suck so bad.

What if there actually was a Pony Jam?

 

[Shapsters]

Then the world would be a much, much happier place.

What if it started raining cats and dogs?

 

[prinxess]

People with allergies would hide in bomb shelters.

What if I PWNED you?

 

[Sindaine]

I'd be down at the station showing where on the doll, and there'd be a warrant out for your arrest.

What if God was one of us?

 

[The Oddfellow]

Then it would be me.

What if we were all in the matrix?

 

[Night_Wolf]

Then i would be able to free run/parkour with out fear of actualy haveing to do it.

What if you could go on a killing spree and not get introuble with the law?

 

[The Oddfellow]

I'd take a sniper and hide in a boot of a car. Daamn! Its already been done.

What if tomorrow and everyone you saw had no nose?

 

[LilGherkin]

Well, I wouldn't start to notice it until I looked at the guys. Ba dum Tcsh.

What if Hitler won WWII?

 

[Lothae]

I'd be vice-chancellor of the Austrian substate, but always looked at funny because I only have brown eyes and brown hair >.>.

What if your furniture came alive?

 

[SmilingKitsune]

My sofa would go on a vendetta against my cats.



What if all your taps started running apple juice?

 

[Night_Wolf]

I'd be filling up 5 buckets then I would throw them in the freezer to make Giant ice pops. Delicious!

What if gravity was under your controll?

 

[Sindaine]

Moon-boots for all, huzzah!

What if you suddenly had psychic powers?

 

[shadowelancer]

Id rule the world.


What if Yahtzee talked Slow?

 

[Neonbob]

Then he would have passed out during his "long answer" bit.

What if babies were born incredibly smart, but lost their wits at age 3?

 

[Raincloud]

They would be considered government educated.

What if the Teletubbies creator decided to become a politician?

 

[shadowelancer]

Then the world would be a much more child friendly place.

What if Rock music really was satanic?

 

[Neonbob]

Then the outfits Kiss wears would make more sense.

What if the average length of a person's legs was only 1 foot?

 

[Nia-san]

Then small play houses that you can buy at the toy store would get their own housing market

What if life was a kung fu movie?