The What If Game

[ninja steve]

then you would be my sim always


what if sims had guns

 

[Neonbob]

Then killing them would be much easier.

What if your feet had a sense of smell, and feet of their own?

 

[ninja steve]

then walking would be hard and my feet would die from themselvess

what if running with scissors was more fun

 

[Biosophilogical]

Then ... no more need for eugenics. GO NATURAL SELECTION.

What if the entire world was actually a globe in a grade three science lab, and we are germs?

 

[ninja steve]

then i would become the swine flu

what if i shot the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

Then I'd have to blow up your house.

What if you played poker for a year?

 

[ninja steve]

i would be down a whole heap of money

what would happen in hiroshema was never blown up and australia was invaided

 

[Neonbob]

Then Ultrajoe would have been incredibly pissed off.

What if you controlled the nukes?

 

[Neonbob]

Then it'd be time for them to die.
I always attack first.

What if the air around you turned into concrete?