The What If Game

[Nia-san]

I would be a very happy hitman

What if you had a heads up display mounted in your eyes?

 

[Neonbob]

Then I would get more headshots.

What if you suddenly lost all your senses?

 

[Nia-san]

Then I would be a very lonely person all of a sudden


What if you got one dollar every time some said something insanely stupid?

 

[Neonbob]

Then I'd be incredibly rich, and dealing with morons everyday would be easier.

What if you were the 800lb man?

 

[Nia-san]

I would be very sad because 800lbs sucks

what if you were a truck driver?

 

[Neonbob]

Then my life would suck and my butt would hurt.

What if you forgot all the math you know?

 

[Nia-san]

Then I would fail my math test tomorrow

What if Cerberus was real?

 

[Neonbob]

Then I'd lop off all 3 of its heads and mount them in my den!

What if none of your friends died?

 

[ninja steve]

then heaven would get very boring

what if i knew how to make a thread

 

[Neonbob]

Then this would have stayed dead.
[sup]Thanks for bringing it back, though![/sup]

What if your eyes were always on fire?

 

[ninja steve]

pain and lots of it also it would be hard to eat ice cream

what if microsoft was a corperation of good

 

[Neonbob]

Then my computer would be running better.

What if you had read every comic book ever made?

 

[ninja steve]

then i would have less of a memory for useful stuff like were my keys are

what if dodo didnt have some bs peak hour thing that turns me nocturnal

 

[Neonbob]

Then you'd be a regular person. And that's no fun.

What if you drove a motorized unicycle everywhere?

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

Then I'd get all the ladies. Maybe not.

What if you drove a car off a cliff?

 

[Neonbob]

Then my post count would never move again. And people would be either sad or happy that they never have to hear from me again.

What if you controlled clouds?

 

[ninja steve]

then i would be a vampires worst nightmare

what if the escapist was a crime syndicate

 

[Neonbob]

Then I would have more people following me around.

What if you had no solutions?

 

[ninja steve]

i would um...

what if that had a better answer

 

[Neonbob]

Then I would be more satisfied.

What if I never had to sleep?