The What If Game

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Nia-san

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If you have seen the movie flatland or read the book you would know its a sucky world

what if we could see in both three dimensions and in FOUR?
 

Neonbob

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Then I would get even more of the element of surprise.

What if you controlled the internet?
 

Nia-san

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Then all your internets belong to me! I'd put a little more into virus protection stuff that doesn't slow down users

What if you controlled the weather?
 

Neonbob

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Then it would be rainy around me all the time. And I'd also rain on many parades.

What if you commanded a cabal of ninjas?
 

Nia-san

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Then no one would know my secret because you would be silenced

What if we run out of things to question?
 

Nia-san

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Then there would be names over everyone and teachers would be standing still asking you to complete quests instead of tests.

What if life had a pause button?
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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Then I would be much more rested, and my work would never be late.

What if you had a space craft?
 

Neonbob

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Dec 22, 2008
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Then more celebrities would be dying.

What if you, and only you, were allowed to kick seven people in the balls every day without consequences.
 

Nia-san

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Then I would be a much happier person and anger management wouldn't be an issue

What if your skin sparkled?
 

Neonbob

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Then I would be followed around by those goddamn twilighters.


What if you were a cyborg?
 

Nia-san

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I would have the best processing power none of my games would run slow

What if all wars were fought with paintball guns instead of real guns?
 

Neonbob

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Then people I hate would never be able to move, and I'd be rich because of a giant gold brick.

What if there was no censorship on TV?
 

Neonbob

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Then more pedestrians would have their heads suddenly lopped off by low-flying speeders. And that would be great.

What if google disappeared tomorrow?
 

Nia-san

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Then everyone who tried to google stuff would be utterly disappointed

what if you had a force field generator?
 

Neonbob

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Then I would be invincible! And I'd try to cut somebody in half with it.

What if you had 100 untraceable bullets?