The What If Game

[Neonbob]

Then everyone on the planet could express their disdain for one another on even grounds.

What if you were a judge?

 

[NeoAC]

I'm sorry, but due to circumstances beyond my control, the joke I was going to put here was wiped from my memory by that tomahawk I took to the head. Therefore, the joke was completed by that Korean kid I pay to type for me. I hope you all enjoy the new joke.

Then I could finally sentence everyone to BIG AMERICAN PARTY! YEAAAAAAAA!

WHAT IF BEAR WAS DRIVING?

 

[shadowelancer]

Than theyd be better than most people


What if you could control the moon.

 

[Neonbob]

Then I would crush people who annoy me with lunar landscape!

What if your kneecaps were locked in a position?

 

[shadowelancer]

Than lots of people would be walking funny.

What if school was optional?

 

[Neonbob]

Then the average intelligence of the world would be even lower.

What if you were an Iraqi, living in Iraq, who was afraid of sand?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Then I would probably fly to America just out of sheer irony.

What if PETA would finally shut the hell up?

 

[shadowelancer]

Than we'd finally be able to kill seals without fear

What if April Fools day was in December?

 

[Neonbob]

Then Christianity would be a bit harder to believe in.

What if you could completely remove a continent from the earth?

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Then Australia would no longer be here(damn Australians...)

What if I won't be ninja'd today?

 

[Neonbob]

Then there will be a long line of ninjas that are sad because they lost their jobs.

What if you had 10 billion dollars, but for every purchase over $10, you got kicked in the nuts?

 

[Nia-san]

I would wear a metal cup

What if life was lived backwards?

 

[Neonbob]

Then that movie would have been about what is normal now.

What if Beethoven created Metal?

 

[Nia-san]

Then we would be listening to Iron Maiden's 5th Symphony

What if fish were the dominant species?

 

[Neonbob]

Then we'd be kept in gigantic glass humanbowls.

What if your food talked to you as you ate it?

 

[Nia-san]

It would be screaming "OH MY G-D!!!!"

What if floors were made of rubber?

 

[Neonbob]

Then I would have to kill people more often because of all the damn squeaking.

What if you had bionic fingers?

 

[shadowelancer]

Than I would have accidentaly broken my Xbox controller by now.


What if you could be a major gun manufacturer?

 

[TheEvilDuck]

I'd close myself down.

What if life were more like an anime?

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Then spikey-haired ninjas and demons would attack me on a daily basis.

What if I lived in a bubble?