The What If Game

[Jabbawocky]

The world would be overpopulated from people who haven't died from caffine related heart attacks.

What if the British had remained the dominant global power?

 

[B.cereus]

Then we all would be eating bland food and spelling color with a u.

What if the United States and the Soviet Union had actually gone to war?

 

[Neonbob]

Then we would be living in Fallout.

What if every time you jumped, something exploded?

 

[fat american]

Then that quote would probably make more sense!

What if you actually make your own dog...like from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force where they make Hand Banana?

Tonight, you.

Then I would jump, a lot.

What if it WAS butter?

 

[Neonbob]

Then people would be even more incredulous.

What if you had live badgers in your pants?

 

[shadowelancer]

Whats to say i dont?
I would probably name him sir bites-alot

What if there was a religion centered around a pole?

 

[fat american]

I could probably get banned for saying what first popped into my mind so I will think of something else.

The people in that religion would be very skinny.

What if you suddenly lost your hands?

 

[TKgasmic]

I would try to learn how to pick stuff up with me feet.

What if you woke up and noticed you changed bodies with someone of the opposite sex?

 

[Neonbob]

I would hate having to shower. We guys have it easy.

What if you had a boob on your ankle?

 

[shadowelancer]

Than i wouldnt wear shoes or socks


What if you could change shapes at will?

 

[Neonbob]

Then my girlfriend would slap me more often. heh.

What if you could re-shape matter?

 

[theeconomy]

than matter would all be shaped like penises by some Idiot with too much time.

What if someone actually posted something worthwhile on a forum.

 

[Neonbob]

Then the universe would implode in disbelief.

What if Mario got fed up and killed Peach?

 

[shadowelancer]

Than Bowser would commit suicide

What if Peach actually put out after Mario saved her?

 

[Neonbob]

Then the games would end, because he'd never let the stupid ***** back out of the castle!

What if zombies got to pass laws?

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Then Left 4 Dead would be banned in most countries.

What if I spent more time at the beach?

 

[Neonbob]

Then you'd have sand everywhere.

What if we could cause hurricanes on demand?

 

[TUNNEL_SNAKES_RULE]

Then I would never need to refill my water gun again.

What if women were easier to talk to?

 

[burninjack4l]

Spouse abuse would be less common.

What if instead of hands, you had grenade launchers?

 

[Dancingman]

Then copulation would be difficult

What if America was the Galactic Empire and Europeans were the Rebel Alliance.