The "what if" machine
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tellmeimaninja said:
You decided you needed henchmen for this clever enough to follow orders, but not quite clever enough to think for themselves. Since you lacked a cloning machine, you decided to recruit from a planet that seemed to be teeming with life, and yet which was conveniently out of the way enough for no-one to notice it.
Once you got to it however, it soon became apparent that the speed of light had meant your view of the planet was out of date, and it was no longer inhabited. In fact it was almost nothing but a red desert. However, there did seem to be a planet with promising looking henchmen nearby, and since you were there you figured you may as well try and recruit from that.
Unfortunately, for some reason your ship's computers did not register the magnetic field of the planet, and once you entered the atmosphere it started playing havoc with your computer's guidance system. You were forced to crash land, and though you survived the resulting explosion, your equipment was completely ruined, so you were unable to contact anyone off the planet to escape. You were stranded on this horrible planet known to the locals as "Earth", and no-one knew where you were.
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What if ninjas settled in Belfast A gillion years ago.
Allso, Great Idea for a thread. Best ive seen in a while.
Allso, Great Idea for a thread. Best ive seen in a while.
I wouldn't have to study his explination of the photoelectric effect and i would be a much happier person...Blackhol said:
There would be world peace and everyone would join hands singing followed by bacon, life would be great until aliens discover this amazing substance and invade us, since we are all at peace all weapons development has ended which leaves us completely defenceless to the invaders. After a short time the human race is wiped out and the aliens enjoy the peace and prosperity the power of bacon brings to the world but little do they know they are all extremely allergic to it causing them to all die during their victory celebrationstarfox444 said:
*heart breaking* :'( Wouldn't it just. Where would we be by now?GBlair88 said:The world would be a better place.PoliceBox63 said:
What if Jet Packs kept us on Earth and Jumping made us fly?
What if Babies didn't grow up to be cowboys?
What if Twilight wasn't so damned pretentious?
What if Babies didn't grow up to be cowboys?
What if Twilight wasn't so damned pretentious?
War would ravage the planet and we would all be in turmoil.ThatTallGuy said:
What if British triumphed in the war of independence in 1776 OR the war of 1812
[/quote] Gaining Spectre status and a seat on the council......[/quote]
Indeed we would. Fuck, it annoys me so much. We will never have what we could have had.
Indeed we would. Fuck, it annoys me so much. We will never have what we could have had.
GBlair88 said:Gaining Spectre status and a seat on the council......PoliceBox63 said:*heart breaking* :'( Wouldn't it just. Where would we be by now?
Indeed we would. Fuck, it annoys me so much. We will never have what we could have had.(sorry for double post everyone)
What if you could teleport into a video game or movie? Which video game or movie would you choose?
I'd choose Legend of Zelda, and Fight Club.
I'd choose Legend of Zelda, and Fight Club.