The "what if" machine

[The_root_of_all_evil]

What if the things in Doctor Who were real!?

What do you mean "What if..."?

Oh damn, that was a waste.

 

[Klarinette]

What if I'd just made the damn pie? What if I'd gone over there for Easter? What if I hadn't pushed his hand away that one time?

What if I remembered the tartar sauce?

 

[crudus]

What if I was human?

Well I've always wanted to know what it would be like if the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs had missed.
So...what if that thing I said?

Dinosaurs still would have died...just slower. Dinosaurs were on their decline as it was. The meteor just quickened the process.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

What if Firefly hadn't been cancelled?

EDIT: What if I hadn't been ninja'd?

 

[everfreeDragon]

What would happen if I had more than an hour to think up the following question?

What if Tesla was actually remembered by the general public instead of Edison?

 

[Enigmers]

What if the What If machine was never invented?

 

[Blackmagic1515]

What if I was a boy?
Or a better idea...
What if everything in my imagination came to life?!

 

[A big red rooster]

What if every form of music was banned except metal?

 

[boeingguy787]

hmmm...

What if Seth MacFarlane was never born?

 

[GBlair88]

What if the Christian Dark Ages never happened?

The world would be a better place.

 

[Kazzak]

What if gravity was never discovered?

 

[Samuel Cook]

Calumon: What if everyone in The Escapist could accept me? :' (

Stay strong! don't pay attention to the non-believers!

What if, we had another hour in the day. We'd probably ask for one more. I'm terrible at this, I'll be in the corner..

 

[Pegghead]

What if the crew of an interstellar mining ship had gone back in time to get a good curry and accidentally screwed up the assasination of John F Kennedy?

 

[Nedoras]

What if advancements in gaming just stopped at the Atari?

 

[Drakmeire]

what if I futurama returned as a series in 2004 and family guy never did... come to think of it I would be much happier if that happened instead of having to wait till summer for new futurama.

 

[Drakmeire]

What if I was a boy?
Or a better idea...
What if everything in my imagination came to life?!

WE WOULD BE SOOOOO SCREWED IF ANYONE'S IMAGINATION CAME TO LIFE...

 

[Stone Wera]

What if scientology became the dominant religon of the world?

Or what if Obama threatened to drop bacon on Iraq if Osama didn't come out from hiding and fight him in a cage?
It could be on pay-per-view; OBAMA vs. OSAMA.

Definitely the latter.

 

[Mucinex-D]

What if rewriting Wikipedia actually rewrote history?

That would be money. And Jimmy Wales would be the most powerful being in the universe, terrifying.

What if... Sarah Palin had gotten the 2008 Republican Nomination and won the Presidency of the United States of America?!?

Alternatively, that thing I said with Ralph Nader...

Or Barrack Obama... ~shudder~... can you imagine?... ~goes to happy place~ Obama isn't real... Obama isn't real...

 

[Blackmagic1515]

What if I was a boy?
Or a better idea...
What if everything in my imagination came to life?!

WE WOULD BE SOOOOO SCREWED IF ANYONE'S IMAGINATION CAME TO LIFE...

Depending on the person, it would be an interesting way to go =p