The "what if" machine

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lwm3398

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Hey! I already did this on the Forum Games board, you lousy plagiarizing doctor!

Oh, very well, I s'pose I can let it go. You just better not steal my one-liner generating blue-tooth for action heroes!

What if I hadn't been being sarcastic with the above post /more sarcasm?

What if I could fly?
 

GrinningManiac

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Catkid906 said:
What if Calumon was really here with me?

What if Duke Nukem Forever came out on time?

Calumon: What if everyone in The Escapist could accept me? :' (
We do, Calumon, we do!!!

OT: What if I discovered time travel (TARDIS style: speaking their languages and everything)?
 

ejb626

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What if from the start religion never existed and all humans universally agreed on atheism?
 

Quaxar

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lwm3398 said:
Hey! I already did this on the Forum Games board, you lousy plagiarizing doctor!

Oh, very well, I s'pose I can let it go. You just better not steal my one-liner generating blue-tooth for action heroes!
I'm sorry, I wasn't aware of this. The search didn't seem very pleased with my search terms "what" and "if". I apologize for stealing your idea.
But tell me more about this blue-tooth device of yours. It sounds interesting, but have you ever thought about making it a suppository?
 

Fox242

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What if Steve Bartman had not gone to Game 6 of the 2003 NLCS and Moises Alou had made the catch in foul ground to record the second out in the eight inning?
 

lwm3398

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Quaxar said:
Oh, it's fine. This is a different style anyways, it's just similar.

Actually, that would go perfectly with my newly patented Rectal Ear...
 

khfan52

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What if I never broke up with him and we ran away together instead of finishing college?
 

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zacattack14 said:
What if rewriting Wikipedia actually rewrote history?
That would be money. And Jimmy Wales would be the most powerful being in the universe, terrifying.

What if... Sarah Palin had gotten the 2008 Republican Nomination and won the Presidency of the United States of America?!?

Alternatively, that thing I said with Ralph Nader...
 

JokerCrowe

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What if Valve never existed? or just never released Half-Life, Half-Life 2, Portal, TF2, episode 1, episode 2 and episode 3... oh wait.

Alternatively: What if everyone had ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 

GiantSpiderGoat

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What if everyone no one tried to state their belief system in a what if thread and instantly stopped assuming people were wrong if they don't believe what they do?
 

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Quaxar said:
http://prostheticallyhip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/farnsworth.jpg
Good news, everyone!

I've invented a device that let's you ask any "what if" questions you can think of!
I call it the "what if"-machine.

Now gather around folks... not you Zoidberg, beat it you lousy crab! Anyway, as a freedom day present (freedom oi! by the way) I will now grant each and every one of you a single "what if" question you may ask the machine.

What? Yes, yes, it's totally safe... as long as you don't touch anything or look at it.


Now - who wants to start? Scruffy, Leela, Bender? Oh, what about you, strange person I have never seen before wearing that funny little Escapist-account? Yes, you there. Come on, I don't have the whole day, I have stars to discover and brains to abduct!

So what question will it be? Remember: you have the chance to see every alternate event you like - be it personal, historical or decimal. A-what? No, I did not say "decimal", don't be stupid Leela! But you only have one question so choose wisely, and you won't be able to do this ever again, tomorrow is Robotology bazar.
Question time, everyone!
http://blogs.sun.com/ahl/resource/whatifmachine.jpg
What if,

there was no question 'what if'

I cant be bothered!