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Good news, everyone!
I've invented a device that let's you ask any "what if" questions you can think of!
I call it the "what if"-machine.
Now gather around folks... not you Zoidberg, beat it you lousy crab! Anyway, as a freedom day present (freedom oi! by the way) I will now grant each and every one of you a single "what if" question you may ask the machine.
What? Yes, yes, it's totally safe... as long as you don't touch anything or look at it.
Now - who wants to start? Scruffy, Leela, Bender? Oh, what about you, strange person I have never seen before wearing that funny little Escapist-account? Yes, you there. Come on, I don't have the whole day, I have stars to discover and brains to abduct!
So what question will it be? Remember: you have the chance to see every alternate event you like - be it personal, historical or decimal. A-what? No, I did not say "decimal", don't be stupid Leela! But you only have one question so choose wisely, and you won't be able to do this ever again, tomorrow is Robotology bazar.
Question time, everyone!
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