The "what if" machine

[PoliceBox63]

What if the Christian Dark Ages never happened?

 

[Angus565]

What if a portal to the past opened up and I threw a hot-pocket into it?

 

[Musclepunch]

What if Twi'leks existed.

I dunno leave me alone

Well that would be amazing

 

[Quiet Stranger]

What if god was real?

 

[CloggedDonkey]

What if the things in Doctor Who were real!?

then we would be dead ten times over.

besides that, what if the beetles where cloned and where still making music?

 

[D0WNT0WN]

What if the things in Doctor Who were real!?

then we would be dead ten times over.

besides that, what if the beetles where cloned and where still making music?

People would enjoy their music until their stalkers kill them. Then They would probably get cloned again and then the cycle continues.

What if Jeremy Clarkson became The Prime Minister.

Spoiler

 

[Palademon]

What if gaming was seen as attractive?

 

[Tanfastic]

What if Star Wars Battlefront 3 DID come out?
What if I did kill Wrex?
What if I chose to dick around as a wolf instead of saving Zelda?

 

[Vuavu]

What if gaming was seen as attractive?

Haha then most of us would probably be terrible gamers

 

[Sir-jackington]

What if i hadn't all that vodka and i had been able to sleep with her?

 

[Darkenwrath]

What if i hadn't all that vodka and i had been able to sleep with her?

ooohh epic fail my friend...

 

[Pifflestick]

What if Constantine I had never converted to Christianity?

 

[AngryMongoose]

What if the White House was run by 4chan?

What if Jeremy Clarkson became The Prime Minister.

Spoiler

This used to be on the number 10 website

Spoiler

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Well that's a better question though you asked it in a profoundly stupid way.

What if fry had never come to the future?

 

[Quaxar]

Ooh, ooh, I have a question! What if Bender was giant?

You idiot. We already saw that!

I know. I liked it. I wanna see it again.

We're not seeing it again. Ask something less stupid!

What if Macintosh was the norm, and the cool hip people all used Windows?

I've got this one! If Macintosh were the norm, then all the viruses would be for Mac and all the hackers in the world would be working their asses off to break Mac instead of Windows. Also Mac would be at the butt-end of all the jokes.

Don't forget global starvation because we would only be allowed to buy the damn-expensive certified Macintosh(R) products, thus not be able to pay for our food, rent and hookers. Oh, what a cruel world that would be.

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

What if Calumon was really here with me?

Calumon: What if everyone in The Escapist could accept me? :' (

I accept you. Isn't that enough. And oi! Calumon is really with you. Or I'm hallucinating. I prefer the first option.

What if the wheel was kept as a trade secret and never shared with humanity?

What if Twisted metal was real?

Life would be awesome. And end violently for most. And I'd have a different purpose in life.

 

[Sieni]

What if there was only one language and no religions?

 

[Berserker119]

What if an army of mudkipz took over the world?

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

What if the Marvel heroes had stayed on Battleworld?

Oh, wait, Spider-Man goes insane and everyone else dies.

Well, you all have a good one. Oh, and what if I invented the finglonger?