The world has been taken over, just not by you...
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First i'd learn to fly.
(bear with me here)
Id go to the leaders of the worlds house's and spy on them for as long as it took, to find some dirt on them.(not using the plane. just spy tactics (binoculars and stuff))
Then i'd print pamphlets of all the stuff ive seen and heard those govermentarians doing and saying and use a plane to drop hundreds of these pamphlets around my local airbase and armybase. Then id try to sneak into the bases in disguise and convince people i was a soldier. Then i'd spread my ideas and information about the government around the soldiers and start a mutiny in those bases.
I'd then (once all the people loyal to the government in that base were killed) stand on a podium and tell the soldiers that i was the guy who dropped the pamphlets and give another rousing speach that they would all love.
Then id take my small army to the next base and storm it. Hopefully most the soldiers inside will be on my side anyway so the battle would be short. I would keep doing this till i had more than enough soldiers to stage rallys in the major citys. Doing this i'd get the populous of the world on myside aswell. If im lucky the media might document my rallys and broadcast them. Causing mutinys and coups worldwide. Then the world would break into a revolution, with barly anyone of the governments side and the people, army, airforce, navy, media and everyone else on mine.
Once the destruction of the government buildings has occured (and the destructions will occur) the people would love me for leading them too freedom and install me as Supreme Director of the Earth.
And we'd all live happily ever after...
...until the inevitable alien invasions of the future.
(bear with me here)
Id go to the leaders of the worlds house's and spy on them for as long as it took, to find some dirt on them.(not using the plane. just spy tactics (binoculars and stuff))
Then i'd print pamphlets of all the stuff ive seen and heard those govermentarians doing and saying and use a plane to drop hundreds of these pamphlets around my local airbase and armybase. Then id try to sneak into the bases in disguise and convince people i was a soldier. Then i'd spread my ideas and information about the government around the soldiers and start a mutiny in those bases.
I'd then (once all the people loyal to the government in that base were killed) stand on a podium and tell the soldiers that i was the guy who dropped the pamphlets and give another rousing speach that they would all love.
Then id take my small army to the next base and storm it. Hopefully most the soldiers inside will be on my side anyway so the battle would be short. I would keep doing this till i had more than enough soldiers to stage rallys in the major citys. Doing this i'd get the populous of the world on myside aswell. If im lucky the media might document my rallys and broadcast them. Causing mutinys and coups worldwide. Then the world would break into a revolution, with barly anyone of the governments side and the people, army, airforce, navy, media and everyone else on mine.
Once the destruction of the government buildings has occured (and the destructions will occur) the people would love me for leading them too freedom and install me as Supreme Director of the Earth.
And we'd all live happily ever after...
...until the inevitable alien invasions of the future.
Find loyalists, stir up locals, spread word to other areas. Gain democratic power or significant military presence. Secretly expand loyalty throughout the conscripted and smuggle guns to the people. Gather intelligence and then march on the capitol.
Die alone months later, worshipped but with regret over your time ill spent away from 8 wives and hundred children... because if I ruled, the family unit would function like a pride of lions.
Die alone months later, worshipped but with regret over your time ill spent away from 8 wives and hundred children... because if I ruled, the family unit would function like a pride of lions.
find like minded individuals and get some nukes. make some demands, take hostages kill the odd person here and there until i'm at the top.
Destroy it from the ground up.
Kill every party member, every general, every politician, every civil servant, every cabinet member, every advisor. Their families. Their friends. Their pets. Leave a personal trail of darkness and terror stretching across continents as the lights of civilisation flicker, wink out and die, to be replaced with the inferno of chaos and anarchy. Bridges crumble into dust. Powerplants erupt into great, monstrous coloumns of fire. The death throes of weapons stores obliterate entire city blocks, leaving naught but ash and dust.
Then, I will start recruiting.
Kill every party member, every general, every politician, every civil servant, every cabinet member, every advisor. Their families. Their friends. Their pets. Leave a personal trail of darkness and terror stretching across continents as the lights of civilisation flicker, wink out and die, to be replaced with the inferno of chaos and anarchy. Bridges crumble into dust. Powerplants erupt into great, monstrous coloumns of fire. The death throes of weapons stores obliterate entire city blocks, leaving naught but ash and dust.
Then, I will start recruiting.
I would kill them with my small group of allies with me, we will keep the topspot bare through terror- anyone going into power will die instantly
I will come in with a plan to abolish the regime and create my own, I will have my team- political geniuses and others with helpful jobs to keep the population far happier- when I have full confidence and support I will reveal my true self (Me and the group will be total secret- distributing orders through a microphone that is untraceable
with the population on my side I will be able to maintain power safely- also my massive guarded fortress will protect me
I will come in with a plan to abolish the regime and create my own, I will have my team- political geniuses and others with helpful jobs to keep the population far happier- when I have full confidence and support I will reveal my true self (Me and the group will be total secret- distributing orders through a microphone that is untraceable
with the population on my side I will be able to maintain power safely- also my massive guarded fortress will protect me
Suicide looks like a good option in this situation... who's with me?
I'll simply have a dozen children, and raise them to be rebellious against the government, and to instill their children with that belief. After a few generations of my kids having a dozen children, my army will be EPIC!
I'll simply have a dozen children, and raise them to be rebellious against the government, and to instill their children with that belief. After a few generations of my kids having a dozen children, my army will be EPIC!
Complete my unfinished doomsday device and ransom the current ruler. They think he's the ruler but he is merely a puppet whilst I pull the strings.
Co-operate, join the army as an officer and work my way up to the top. When i am sufficiently powerful enough, find like minded Generals interesting in seizing power, and start a civil war, which would in this scenario be WW3. If us, the rebels, win I would then run Earth as one big federal super country, perhaps naming it "The Federal Democratic States of Earth" or something.
Then pool resources together and get to space
Then pool resources together and get to space