Going a little stir-crazy, the man in the trunk started to pry the trunk open from the inside with a kuni knife he pulled from out of his sleeve.
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The jolting of the car jerked Ribbon out of her stupor, and she turned to look out the back window. "Ah, geez, we're being shot at. Hope that guy in the trunk's alright." Ribbon banged on the partition seperating the trunk from the seats. "Hey, get up and return fire. Make a beautiful pattern of bullets or something, that ought'a hold her off."
It struck Ribbon that the trunk may be locked. "Listen, Jacky, you're pretty nimble, right? You're gonna have to crawl out the car and open the trunk up. That girl's probably gonna kill us otherwise."
It struck Ribbon that the trunk may be locked. "Listen, Jacky, you're pretty nimble, right? You're gonna have to crawl out the car and open the trunk up. That girl's probably gonna kill us otherwise."
Sounds of banging could be heard from the trunk for a few moments before it finally popped open. The man burst out and took a few deep breaths while he looked around. "Never riding in a trunk again." he said to himself.
As Maria approached nearer and nearer, one would able to clearly make out that her garb was similar to that of nun's outfit, only the skirt was a lot more frilly. She stopped running on the air and her two feet finally hit the ground, "Behold, sacrilegious fucktards! I am the habringer of the holiest unholy SMACKDOWN this side of-" She paused for a moment to check where she was, "Sawthville has ever been cursed to witness! Pray to every God you know and make five just so you can pray to them too!"
She riddled the car with volley of small light orbs. Ineffective on there own, but they packed a wallop together.
She riddled the car with volley of small light orbs. Ineffective on there own, but they packed a wallop together.
"Well then." the man said as he pulled a rocket launcher out of his coat and prepared to fire it at Maria. He was very thankful she decided to land, because it made it easier to aim. Even if the car was still moving. At least he thought it was.
One of the residents of Sawthville. Looked at this strange car driving in. It was a man in a large tophat with a dapper coat, a true sir. "Oi, Steve look at that nun trying to blow up that convertible." The Steve that the man he was talking to was a man dressed in all green with two four leaf clovers sewn to his t-shirt. "Serves them right. Don't they know better than to mess with nuns."
Iowa Jack opened up his chest and brought out a shot gun and shot it at Maria.
Iowa Jack opened up his chest and brought out a shot gun and shot it at Maria.
"Jesus Hong!" Maria screamed. She quickly cowered to the ground as the rocket flew over her head and exploded miles away. "Uh...Can we talk? 50% of battles can be solved with just speaking about our emotions."
Lester drove more wildly.
"Oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god-"
Lester swerved quickly to avoid an obstruction. Too quickly. The car spiraled out of control and slammed into the side of a building. Lester dizzily opened the door and fell out. He then tried to crawl away.
"eh...please...we're...we're innocent..."
"Oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god-"
Lester swerved quickly to avoid an obstruction. Too quickly. The car spiraled out of control and slammed into the side of a building. Lester dizzily opened the door and fell out. He then tried to crawl away.
"eh...please...we're...we're innocent..."
"Haha, geez, that sucked," Ribbon chuckled, crawling out of the janked-up car. "Hey, trunk dude, shoot more stuff at her. She started it, we really ought'a blow her up just a little bit before we let her surrender."
"Right then. That happened." the man muttered as he climbed out of the trunk and collapsed onto the ground. "Damn driver..." he continued to mutter.
"Gimmi a second woman!" he said to Ribbon.
"Gimmi a second woman!" he said to Ribbon.
"No no no, "trunk dude"! You reallu shouldn't shoot more stuff at her! All I can do is illuminate stuff, not blow things up! If you need to find your seat a movie theather, I'm your girl!"
Ribbon pulled herself to her feet so she could limp over and stare pointedly at the charred paint on the rear of the car. "Y'really illuminated my man Lester's car alright... okay, let's talk some. Come over here, we probably won't blow you up too much."
The building Lester went into was a shop named "The A la mode." It was the local icecream shop and had a giant cone on top of the building. The building was relatively unharmed other than a small chunk of wall that got hit and wasn't crucial to the structure. A woman in a milk maid outfit came out of the building. "You're paying for this wall by the way! Now go apologize to your nun friend.[sub]Always knew those nuns were up to no good.[/sub] Many of the other inhabitants of Sawthville were getting out of their collective shops to watch these strange people.
Iowa stumbled out of the car and looked at Maria "Hey! This is all your fault! You pay for this wall!"
Iowa stumbled out of the car and looked at Maria "Hey! This is all your fault! You pay for this wall!"
Luckily Lester found a wall to prop himself up on.
"Is it safe? We're not gonna die are we?"
Lester then noticed the car.
"Oh man, my boss is gonna be so...oh man..."
"Is it safe? We're not gonna die are we?"
Lester then noticed the car.
"Oh man, my boss is gonna be so...oh man..."
NAME: Vepkhia
AFFINITY: Cats
While crashing into the wall, the car had narrowly avoided running over an orange Maine Coon kitten. Though the cat was unharmed, it was startled something fierce and scurried off into a nearby alleyway as fast as it could manage.
AFFINITY: Cats
While crashing into the wall, the car had narrowly avoided running over an orange Maine Coon kitten. Though the cat was unharmed, it was startled something fierce and scurried off into a nearby alleyway as fast as it could manage.
Drakmorg said:
YESSSSSSS. Oh man, you are so welcome here. We need more non-human characters. Like, way more.
The man finally stood up and started to walk over to Maria. As he went, he pulled a butterfly knife out of his sleeve and flipped it open.