The World (Player-Driven RP - free to join at any time)
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"Wait, who's shoes did I step on and why is everything turning so soft all of a sudden? Let's all just all calm down for a moment!"
"This is all routine work sir. If you'd please allow me t--"
She sighed, dropping her papers and licenses, rubbing her temples in frustration.
"And the ***** calls Parley. Amazing, the fucking paperwork I'll have to fill out once it runs out...Okay, you have six hours with me supervising you. Don't waste it."
She sighed, dropping her papers and licenses, rubbing her temples in frustration.
"And the ***** calls Parley. Amazing, the fucking paperwork I'll have to fill out once it runs out...Okay, you have six hours with me supervising you. Don't waste it."
"God bless, ma'am!" She made the Holy Trinity with her index finger, but forgot how to make it so she quickly made something up.
It was at this moment the man got his suit looking presentable again, so he tossed his knife away and casually distanced himself from the group at large. His knife would swiftly disappear.
He was heading vaguely toward Cait.
He was heading vaguely toward Cait.
"Alright, alright. Fiiiine! I didn't assume the FBI and FCC worked together to make a censor drone!"
"This cop's annoying. I'm gonna knock him out," Ribbon decided. "Hey, listen, man, you've got something on your shirt there..." Ribbon pointed to a spot on the officer's shirt, then flicked her finger up and caught him on the nose, putting him to sleep on his feet in the process. "Hey, somebody catch him before he hits the ground, or somebody's gonna make a fuss."
An adult Maine Coon meandered on over towards the crashed car, accompanied by the kitten that was still a bit startled by the whole ordeal. The adult made a "Meow" sound at the kitten that sounded a lot more like a deep-voiced woman just saying the word "Meow" than any noise a cat would actually make. The kitten responded with its own high-pitched mew. The adult cat hopped up on top of the car and started surveying the surroundings a bit.
"And, what? Go naked? I might be pretending to be a nun, but I still have morals!"
"Kitty!" Maria ran over to the cat and started petting, "Goddamn, it's so cute!"
"Kitty!" Maria ran over to the cat and started petting, "Goddamn, it's so cute!"
"Thank you for complying mam. I'll have to accompany you outside the city limits though. Would you like any snacks or beverages?" Is what the officer said before he got knocked out. Two doctors just came up and carried him away.
In all this chaos, Iowa got his chest and started counting how much he had until somebody in an old man with a fez came up to him. "Give you about 30 grand for that." He said to his large chest of large jewels and bars of gold.
"40 grand!"
In all this chaos, Iowa got his chest and started counting how much he had until somebody in an old man with a fez came up to him. "Give you about 30 grand for that." He said to his large chest of large jewels and bars of gold.
"40 grand!"
"Man, that dude's going down..." Ribbon mumbled. The cop dropped to his knees, and Ribbon swiftly caught him by the head and propped him up against her crotch. The benefit of this was that it wasn't obviously apparent that the man had been knocked unconscious, but the downside was that Ribbon really couldn't move if she didn't want the guy to fall on his face, and on top of that it looked like he was eating out an underage girl in the middle of a street.
Ribbon waved a finger at Helena. "Strip her, do it. It'll take the attention off me and this guy. Keep us from getting kicked out of the city, probably." This was obviously not even close to the truth, but Ribbon wasn't putting a lot of thought into what she was saying. She rarely did.
Ribbon waved a finger at Helena. "Strip her, do it. It'll take the attention off me and this guy. Keep us from getting kicked out of the city, probably." This was obviously not even close to the truth, but Ribbon wasn't putting a lot of thought into what she was saying. She rarely did.
"W-W-Wait!" Screamed Maria, "I need everyone to focus on me for just one moment! It is of the absolute importance that everyone looks at for just one moment." In one swift motion, Maria took a pair of sunglasses and slapped them over her face, "SEE THE LIGHT, FUCKAS!" A large blinding light filled the village, blinding almost everyone.
Once everyone came to, Maria had vanished.
Once everyone came to, Maria had vanished.
Gotta do some stuff. Might be back today, might be back tomorrow. We'll see.
The town's people gasped at the sudden nakedness of the woman. After the moment of shock especially from the random light everybody sort of milled back to their shops, except for the fez man who was arguing with Iowa who didn't even seem to notice. And the woman in a milk maid outfit who was very angrily waiting for her payment.