The world's best fictional person.

[Terminate421]

Coop from Megasxlr

He's well defined on personality
Funny as hell
Both the good guy and the comedic guy
Drives the most badass robot ever made
Sweet looking beard
He's 22 and still playing games, working on cars, and eating junk food.

EDIT: Lemme get a pic of him

If not, I also pick Master Chief or Garrus Vakarian

2nd it. But instead of master chief put Solid Snake in there.

Its kinda my opinion dude, I like Master Chief better.....

But what ever, at least we can both agree on Coop.

 

[CouchCommando]

Ciaphas Cain, yeah I know Warhammer 40K books aren't what some people would call literature, I just find his self serving cowardice and outlandish exploits quite entertaining.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Sherlock Holmes, partly because the stories are a cracking read, but also because of the sheer number of people who think he was real. It's little things like that which amuse me no end.

 

[Queen Michael]

God.

the universes greatest troll since several billion BC.

I'd go with Satan over God... Satan is the scapegoat for all God's evilness, and even the bible said that Satan couldn't do anything without the consent from God. I feel sorry for the guy...

Umm how is God evil? How is he a troll? Any explanations or you guys just like spewing nonsense?

Well, lets see here. He created everything and does everything, so he kills people, doesn't stop other people from killing people, gave me that seizure, etc. And then Satan came along as a scapegoat for all the evil stuff because the human mind more easily follows good and evil and that way they have someone to blame for everything bad that happens to them. Plus, if he could see everything past, present, and future (which also conflicts with him having emotions such as love), then he would have seen what Satan, Napoleon, Hitler and everything all those guys would have done, yet still created them anyway.

Don't forget that he's okay with people he loves screaming in pain in Hell forever. So much for neverending love.

 

[IamSofaKingRaw]

God.

the universes greatest troll since several billion BC.

I'd go with Satan over God... Satan is the scapegoat for all God's evilness, and even the bible said that Satan couldn't do anything without the consent from God. I feel sorry for the guy...

Umm how is God evil? How is he a troll? Any explanations or you guys just like spewing nonsense?

Well, lets see here. He created everything and does everything, so he kills people, doesn't stop other people from killing people, gave me that seizure, etc. And then Satan came along as a scapegoat for all the evil stuff because the human mind more easily follows good and evil and that way they have someone to blame for everything bad that happens to them. Plus, if he could see everything past, present, and future (which also conflicts with him having emotions such as love), then he would have seen what Satan, Napoleon, Hitler and everything all those guys would have done, yet still created them anyway.

He craeted people and gave them free will. Sure he could control eerything and make everyone be Saints but that would defeat the perpose of Heaven and Hell. You have to deserve to get to heaven. If you sin a lot and don't give love back to God then yea, pretty much you're going to hell. It the same as having loving parents. Sure they coould spend all their time making you happy and not punishing you for doing something wrong but what is the point of that. They love you but they need to make you own up for your mistakes. Thats why Christians/Catholics call God "our Father" because he loes you like a parent does but if you live your life sinning he will punish you.

Now, about tedevil and all that he also created him with free will and Satan sought out to destroy God. Doesn't that warrant a oneway trip to Hell? God didn't create certain people to carry out evil lives. That would mean we don't have free will then. He allows us to do what we want and lets bad stuff happen to people to test their faith. If he were to give every believer everything they wanted and handed them carefree lives then everyone would turn to God. Most people would go turn to Him just to get all the money they wanted. He allowsbad stuff to happen to see how true believers would react. Will you kick your friends ass because he got you banned from XBL or will you forgive him? PS, God doesn't 'kill' people he naturally lets their energy fade away over time and they die. In case you didn't know humans (like animals) have a time limit for how long they can live. Whew
[/informational rant]

 

[Queen Michael]

God.

the universes greatest troll since several billion BC.

I'd go with Satan over God... Satan is the scapegoat for all God's evilness, and even the bible said that Satan couldn't do anything without the consent from God. I feel sorry for the guy...

Umm how is God evil? How is he a troll? Any explanations or you guys just like spewing nonsense?

Well, lets see here. He created everything and does everything, so he kills people, doesn't stop other people from killing people, gave me that seizure, etc. And then Satan came along as a scapegoat for all the evil stuff because the human mind more easily follows good and evil and that way they have someone to blame for everything bad that happens to them. Plus, if he could see everything past, present, and future (which also conflicts with him having emotions such as love), then he would have seen what Satan, Napoleon, Hitler and everything all those guys would have done, yet still created them anyway.

He craeted people and gave them free will. Sure he could control eerything and make everyone be Saints but that would defeat the perpose of Heaven and Hell. You have to deserve to get to heaven. If you sin a lot and don't give love back to God then yea, pretty much you're going to hell. It the same as having loving parents. Sure they could spend all their time making you happy and not punishing you for doing something wrong but what is the point of that. They love you but they need to make you own up for your mistakes. Thats why Christians/Catholics call God "our Father" because he loves you like a parent does but if you live your life sinning he will punish you.

Yeah, punish you really really hard. No loving person would want the ones s/he loves screaming in torment forever. Even if they've been mean. The same as loving parents? No, because if you don't act nice to loving parents they usually just disown you, they don't actively try to make sure you'll be miserable forever. Hell doesn't accomplish anything, it's just torment for torment's sake.

Edit: If God claims he loves you but still wants you to scream in agony forever for no other reason than that ever-lasting torture is pleasing to him, surely we can safely assume that the entire "he loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah" thing is more of a PR thing than his actual feelings?

 

[RobCoxxy]

Jesus?

 

[Kajt]

-snip-

You forgot the sexiness.

 

[Hiphophippo]

Nikola Tesla.

No really, let me explain. He's obviously real, but so much has gone into crafting his legend that it's practically a different person now. He was clearly a genius, and maybe a little mad, but he wasn't a mad scientist.

I prefer the mad scientist legend myself, though.

 

[Tehlanna TPX]

God.

the universes greatest troll since several billion BC.

I'd go with Satan over God... Satan is the scapegoat for all God's evilness, and even the bible said that Satan couldn't do anything without the consent from God. I feel sorry for the guy...

Umm how is God evil? How is he a troll? Any explanations or you guys just like spewing nonsense?

Well, lets see here. He created everything and does everything, so he kills people, doesn't stop other people from killing people, gave me that seizure, etc. And then Satan came along as a scapegoat for all the evil stuff because the human mind more easily follows good and evil and that way they have someone to blame for everything bad that happens to them. Plus, if he could see everything past, present, and future (which also conflicts with him having emotions such as love), then he would have seen what Satan, Napoleon, Hitler and everything all those guys would have done, yet still created them anyway.

He craeted people and gave them free will. Sure he could control eerything and make everyone be Saints but that would defeat the perpose of Heaven and Hell. You have to deserve to get to heaven. If you sin a lot and don't give love back to God then yea, pretty much you're going to hell. It the same as having loving parents. Sure they could spend all their time making you happy and not punishing you for doing something wrong but what is the point of that. They love you but they need to make you own up for your mistakes. Thats why Christians/Catholics call God "our Father" because he loves you like a parent does but if you live your life sinning he will punish you.

Yeah, punish you really really hard. No loving person would want the ones s/he loves screaming in torment forever. Even if they've been mean. The same as loving parents? No, because if you don't act nice to loving parents they usually just disown you, they don't actively try to make sure you'll be miserable forever. Hell doesn't accomplish anything, it's just torment for torment's sake.

Edit: If God claims he loves you but still wants you to scream in agony forever for no other reason than that ever-lasting torture is pleasing to him, surely we can safely assume that the entire "he loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah" thing is more of a PR thing than his actual feelings?

I love how the argument isn't against whether or not 'god' is a fictional creation to begin with, but rather that he is not a troll, nor evil. Quite humorous. And I really agree with the 'PR' bit, seeing as most everyone knows about the Judea-christian god is gathered through propaganda, and, at times, so-called 'first hand accounts' of people who have 'met' god. Jump forward several thousand years and we have a really fucked up version of telephone (ie: the Bible) that people still seem to think they can translate literally.

And that parent to child relationship you seem to think is so beautiful? Reminds me of an abusive parent relationship. The kind of call CPS on a family for, because the kid's all bruised up. Really rather stupid, when it comes down to it.

OP: People already ninja'd my favs: Malcolm Reynolds, The Doctor, and just about any character from the original Dune series.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

God.

the universes greatest troll since several billion BC.

I'd go with Satan over God... Satan is the scapegoat for all God's evilness, and even the bible said that Satan couldn't do anything without the consent from God. I feel sorry for the guy...

Umm how is God evil? How is he a troll? Any explanations or you guys just like spewing nonsense?

Well, lets see here. He created everything and does everything, so he kills people, doesn't stop other people from killing people, gave me that seizure, etc. And then Satan came along as a scapegoat for all the evil stuff because the human mind more easily follows good and evil and that way they have someone to blame for everything bad that happens to them. Plus, if he could see everything past, present, and future (which also conflicts with him having emotions such as love), then he would have seen what Satan, Napoleon, Hitler and everything all those guys would have done, yet still created them anyway.

He craeted people and gave them free will. Sure he could control eerything and make everyone be Saints but that would defeat the perpose of Heaven and Hell. You have to deserve to get to heaven. If you sin a lot and don't give love back to God then yea, pretty much you're going to hell. It the same as having loving parents. Sure they coould spend all their time making you happy and not punishing you for doing something wrong but what is the point of that. They love you but they need to make you own up for your mistakes. Thats why Christians/Catholics call God "our Father" because he loes you like a parent does but if you live your life sinning he will punish you.

Now, about tedevil and all that he also created him with free will and Satan sought out to destroy God. Doesn't that warrant a oneway trip to Hell? God didn't create certain people to carry out evil lives. That would mean we don't have free will then. He allows us to do what we want and lets bad stuff happen to people to test their faith. If he were to give every believer everything they wanted and handed them carefree lives then everyone would turn to God. Most people would go turn to Him just to get all the money they wanted. He allowsbad stuff to happen to see how true believers would react. Will you kick your friends ass because he got you banned from XBL or will you forgive him? PS, God doesn't 'kill' people he naturally lets their energy fade away over time and they die. In case you didn't know humans (like animals) have a time limit for how long they can live. Whew
[/informational rant]

One thing I've been wondering, do you believe in pre-destiny? I've always heard that "God has a plan for all of us". Well, if so, does that mean our lives are already planned out for us? If that is what that means, then that, once again, is a contraction of free will.

And just a little warning here, depending on how religious you are my opinion might enrage you, but I'm not try to or anything... With the whole heaven/hell/creation thing, from what my religious friend told me is that God decided that angels (or people or something) were unfit to live in heaven and had to prove that their were worthy of it, so it sent them to Earth and if they proved they were still worthy they got to go to heaven. Honestly, that just makes God sound like a complete egoistical prick. "You must go down to this planet I made and suffer but still bow down to me or you will suffer even more." She also told me that Satan was bad because he disagreed with this and went against God...

 

[Woodsey]

Desmond Hume from Lost.

I don't need to explain why, he's just the fucking best.

 

[anteru]

Harry Dresden, Chicago's only Wizard for hire. He fights evil in all it's forms. He'd rather die in any number of horrible ways than allow an innocent person to get hurt. He gets the shit beaten out of him on a monthly basis, yet he always ens up on top.

Dresden FTW. my biggest reason is because he carries a gun with him... and i love his logic behind it "sometimes magic does not always work"

 

[newfiegirl 110]

Ohhh...tough call. I'd have to narrow it down to Anita Blake from the Vampire Executioner novels...total badass, borderline sociopath, spiritual yet has a dancecard full of vamps/shifters etc. Her moral dilemmas are epic.

I'm also a huge fan of both the Doctor, and of Sherlock Holmes. Their brilliance is totally sexy...not to mention the accent (and in David Tennent's case being hot doesn't hurt)

 

[IamSofaKingRaw]

God.

the universes greatest troll since several billion BC.

I'd go with Satan over God... Satan is the scapegoat for all God's evilness, and even the bible said that Satan couldn't do anything without the consent from God. I feel sorry for the guy...

Umm how is God evil? How is he a troll? Any explanations or you guys just like spewing nonsense?

Well, lets see here. He created everything and does everything, so he kills people, doesn't stop other people from killing people, gave me that seizure, etc. And then Satan came along as a scapegoat for all the evil stuff because the human mind more easily follows good and evil and that way they have someone to blame for everything bad that happens to them. Plus, if he could see everything past, present, and future (which also conflicts with him having emotions such as love), then he would have seen what Satan, Napoleon, Hitler and everything all those guys would have done, yet still created them anyway.

He craeted people and gave them free will. Sure he could control eerything and make everyone be Saints but that would defeat the perpose of Heaven and Hell. You have to deserve to get to heaven. If you sin a lot and don't give love back to God then yea, pretty much you're going to hell. It the same as having loving parents. Sure they could spend all their time making you happy and not punishing you for doing something wrong but what is the point of that. They love you but they need to make you own up for your mistakes. Thats why Christians/Catholics call God "our Father" because he loves you like a parent does but if you live your life sinning he will punish you.

Yeah, punish you really really hard. No loving person would want the ones s/he loves screaming in torment forever. Even if they've been mean. The same as loving parents? No, because if you don't act nice to loving parents they usually just disown you, they don't actively try to make sure you'll be miserable forever. Hell doesn't accomplish anything, it's just torment for torment's sake.

Edit: If God claims he loves you but still wants you to scream in agony forever for no other reason than that ever-lasting torture is pleasing to him, surely we can safely assume that the entire "he loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah" thing is more of a PR thing than his actual feelings?

Who said God wanted you to sufer forever. He basically said. Live a faithful life doing good ansd you are rewarded. If not well you chose to go to hell. Its noot his fault that you decided to choose the latter choice. If someone spent his life doing dugs and killing people (example) then he's caught and sent to prison (hell) then whos fault is it. The government tries to keep people happy but if you choose to brake the rles will then dun goofed.

Whats the point of Heaven with no hell? If everyone got to Heaven no matter how they chose to live then there would be no point in trying your best to be a law abiding faithful person as you'd go to Heaven even if you murdered everyone in your city.

 

[IamSofaKingRaw]

One thing I've been wondering, do you believe in pre-destiny? I've always heard that "God has a plan for all of us". Well, if so, does that mean our lives are already planned out for us? If that is what that means, then that, once again, is a contraction of free will.

And just a little warning here, depending on how religious you are my opinion might enrage you, but I'm not try to or anything... With the whole heaven/hell/creation thing, from what my religious friend told me is that God decided that angels (or people or something) were unfit to live in heaven and had to prove that their were worthy of it, so it sent them to Earth and if they proved they were still worthy they got to go to heaven. Honestly, that just makes God sound like a complete egoistical prick. "You must go down to this planet I made and suffer but still bow down to me or you will suffer even more." She also told me that Satan was bad because he disagreed with this and went against God...

Well no I don't really believe in that. I'm not a die hard Christian or anything but I think that if you live your life according to how God wants then yea you could say that Gods leading your life. If God predestined everything then there would be no point in Heaven or Hell beause some people were forced to be bad people like hitler etc..

Secondly no your friend was misinformed. We are not descendants of race of angels that were sent to Earth. From what I know we were created separtely from them. Satan was created as an angel and was like 3rd in command from God and Jesus then decided to rally a group of angels against God because he became power hungry. Well he lost and was then sent to hell along with the grop of rebellious angels that turned to demons. I don't know if I'm correct but I know that your friend was wrong lol.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

One thing I've been wondering, do you believe in pre-destiny? I've always heard that "God has a plan for all of us". Well, if so, does that mean our lives are already planned out for us? If that is what that means, then that, once again, is a contraction of free will.

And just a little warning here, depending on how religious you are my opinion might enrage you, but I'm not try to or anything... With the whole heaven/hell/creation thing, from what my religious friend told me is that God decided that angels (or people or something) were unfit to live in heaven and had to prove that their were worthy of it, so it sent them to Earth and if they proved they were still worthy they got to go to heaven. Honestly, that just makes God sound like a complete egoistical prick. "You must go down to this planet I made and suffer but still bow down to me or you will suffer even more." She also told me that Satan was bad because he disagreed with this and went against God...

Well no I don't really believe in that. I'm not a die hard Christian or anything but I think that if you live your life according to how God wants then yea you could say that Gods leading your life. If God predestined everything then there would be no point in Heaven or Hell beause some people were forced to be bad people like hitler etc..

Secondly no your friend was misinformed. We are not descendants of race of angels that were sent to Earth. From what I know we were created separtely from them. Satan was created as an angel and was like 3rd in command from God and Jesus then decided to rally a group of angels against God because he became power hungry. Well he lost and was then sent to hell along with the grop of rebellious angels that turned to demons. I don't know if I'm correct but I know that your friend was wrong lol.

Ehh, way I see it, I don't know what "God" is, but I know what it's not. I live my life by what I feel is right/wrong. Some of it goes with what the bible says, some of it doesn't, and either way it is still hilarious at the end of the day when I get into arguments with people about religion and they are calling me a ****** and telling me I'm going to tell, then they realize I'm more of an example of how a christian should be then they are. Which, to clarify, that whole ordeal was with some people on Facebook, nobody here...

 

[Prometheous]

I would have to settle with Leito From District B13/Ultimatum.

He fights for what is good in the worst place (that place being District B13)

He puts his family before himself

He avoids killing people [in cool ways] and is the most skilled traceur there is

Great one-liners

Funny facial expressions

Great hair (had to)