The Worst live action movie idea you can think up?

[Infernai]

Basically, i want to know just what sort of idea's that people can think up for a movie and possibly the worst directors/actors/etc to put in certain places.

For me, it has to be this- Elfen Lied: The Movie Directed by Uwe Boll and written by M. Night Shyamallan.

Whats yours?

 

[Marter]

Ratchet and Clank. It doesn't matter who would direct it, nor does it matter who would star in it, it would be just awful.

 

[Pegghead]

I'd have to say...Pacman. Starring Keanu Reeves and directed by Uwe Boll.

 

[Vesskel]

Dragon bal- Oh wait they already did that to us didn't they?

 

[MorsePacific]

The Smurfs as directed by Raja Gosnell. Thank the lord that's not real.

...Oh wait.

 

[Realee]

Anything with Steven Segal - even if he has done them to death - they're still CRAP!

 

[Vrex360]

Space Invaders.
The Live action film directed by Micheal Bay.

It would just be one shot of a small ship shooting at millions of other ships but with two hundred million dollars worth of special effects clogging up the screen.

 

[disturbed0ne]

Live action Super Mario Bros.

...The Sequel.

 

[WorldCritic]

Sonic the Hedgehog directed by Uwe Boll and based around the plot of Sonic 06.

 

[Blitzkrieg64]

Warcraft: Rise of the Lich King, directed by Uwe Boll and Keanu Reeves as Arthas.

 

[enzilewulf]

MW2 The movie directed by Micheal Bay. Vin Deasel as soap and Clint Eastwood as Price

Already killed Transformers you ass

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Dragon bal- Oh wait they already did that to us didn't they?

*slaps*

I told you, we never talk about that. IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

Gosh, that movie was so horrible. Being a HUGE fan of DBZ, I was quite appalled at the shittiness of that movie.

OT: Can you imagine how they would handle Pikmin?

 

[Jewrean]

Salo 2

Written by Hitler
Directed by Satan

Oh... and don't research the movie. It's for your own good.

 

[Infernai]

Sonic the Hedgehog directed by Uwe Boll and based around the plot of Sonic 06.

OH GOD NO!! 06 was bad enough already, last thing we need is a shittier adaption of it by Uwe Boll..

 

[Dark42]

Silent Hill 2, produced by Platinum Dunes, starring Keanu Reeves, directed by Michael Bay, & written by Uwe Boll.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Steavan Seagal in: Loco Roco: Payback.

The first time, they made a game for the PSP. But when they ported it to the PS3 IT WAS JUST AN INTERACTIVE SCREENSAVER. Co Starring Gary Busey as... Gary Busey

 

[pirate64]

metal gear solid movie with the scrip written by the author of twilight. now that would be (dare I say it?) Pants on head retarded!

Oh man snake turned into a whiny emo worrying about that if he kills people he will become a monster.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Once an anthropoligist, Bobbie Von Newell had sex with a dead lizard that gave him the ability to Evolve or Devolve at will. Now he must fight vampires in a space station on the moon while avoiding his Guardian who molested him as a child, and he must decide whether to pull the plug or not on his gay lover.

I made it up on the spot! I hope I don't get probation for being creative.

 

[Frequen-Z]

Dragon bal- Oh wait they already did that to us didn't they?

Hahah, yeah... Shit. I get confused just thinking about that abomination.

OT: The Sims.

 

[Tdc2182]

MW2 The movie directed by Micheal Bay. Vin Deasel as soap and Clint Eastwood as Price

Already killed Transformers you ass

...ummm, I actually think that would be a good idea if you take away the Deasel and Clint Eastwood. Modern Warfare 2 was really no more than a Micheal Bay movie waiting to happen (And allready did happen... Gulag - the Rock? Anyone? Plus, the green flares to avoid an airstrike? I know I am not the only one to have caught this.)

I hate the guts of most of his movies, but if he can control his epilepsy camera and get a decent story writer, that would be a half decent summer Blockbuster.

I am gonna be honest, I wouldn't mind.