The Worst live action movie idea you can think up?

[Wardnath]

Anyway, I guess the worst one would be an Extreme-G movie (YouTube it if you're interested). Honestly, it'd just be a bad Speed Racer and/or Death Race clone (mind you, I did like Death Race =D).

 

[Czargent Sane]

rather than shamefully steal from this site, I'll give a link

http://www.cracked.com/forums/topic/31858/6th-cracked.com-photoshop-contest-worst-movie-adaptation-ideas

 

[The Holy Chaotic]

God of War directed by Uwe Boll, and staring Vin Diesel.

 

[CRoone]

"Red Light, Green Light", featuring Will Smith, Matt Damon, Steve McQueen, and Jason Statham, and directed by Michael Bay, M.Night Shyamallan, Ed Wood, and GLaDOS.
...No, it didn't even make any sense to me as I typed it out, but I figure it's good for a laugh if nothing else.

I *wanted* to say Chinese Checkers, featuring Jet Li and Zhang Ziyi, but somebody at Worth1000 beat me to it.

 

[Dark42]

Silent Hill 2, produced by Platinum Dunes, starring Keanu Reeves, directed by Michael Bay, & written by Uwe Boll.

hey hey hey. Keep Keanu Reeves out of this. Think what you want about his acting, but he is apparently the nicest person in the world. Look up his life.

I'm saying nothing bad about Keanu Reeves's style of acting I'm just saying it would be a horrible casting choice for him to be cast as James Sunderland.

 

[The Night Shade]

Emo the movie directed by Uwe Boll and all the actors from twilight

 

[Infernai]

metal gear solid movie with the scrip written by the author of twilight. now that would be (dare I say it?) Pants on head retarded!

Oh man snake turned into a whiny emo worrying about that if he kills people he will become a monster.

If that ever happened, i would personally do all i could in my power to stop it.

 

[twasdfzxcv]

Kirby.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Ratchet and Clank. It doesn't matter who would direct it, nor does it matter who would star in it, it would be just awful.

Unfortunately, yes. The world isn't ready for Lombax awesomeness in movie form. Plus a platform type game wouldn't work too well as a film. Maybe if you cut out most of the action scenes, apart from the hilarious ones, wrote a new, shorter, unconnected-to-the-games story just for the film, and had a 'Special Agent Clank' short at the beginning?

 

[reg42]

Flower. Now that would be entertaining!

"Look honey, the petals are moving!"

"This is a lot less fun when I'm not holding X"

 

[Aur0ra145]

How about the Animaniacs.

 

[MFunction]

D:

 

[ImprovizoR]

Well, Michael Bay beat me to it with his Transformers.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Dragon bal- Oh wait they already did that to us didn't they?

Actually that had the potential to be really good. It wasn't, but it had the potential to be. I didn't even mind the story so much, what got to me was that the characters, with the exception of Chow Yun Fat's portrayal of Master Roshi (which I thought was one of the film's few saving graces), where nothing like their original anime counterparts esp. Goku.

OT: Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games: The Movie.

 

[sheic99]

Sonic the Hedgehog directed by Uwe Boll and based around the plot of Sonic 06.

OH GOD NO!! 06 was bad enough already, last thing we need is a shittier adaption of it by Uwe Boll..

You're sure it won't improve it at all.

 

[lasherman]

Space Invaders.
The Live action film directed by Micheal Bay.

It would just be one shot of a small ship shooting at millions of other ships but with two hundred million dollars worth of special effects clogging up the screen.

I don't know about the Micheal Bay part, but...

http://kotaku.com/5484170/negotiations-underway-to-inflict-space-invaders-movie-on-us-all

 

[master m99]

A Legend of Zelda Movie, Faithfull to the game with no one actually speaking and link gettin stuck on a puzzle for half an hour.

i think it would be worth sitting through to see link communicating the whole thing just screaming at people =P

 

[Mr. Gency]

Stephenie Meyer puts your sad little thread to shame.

OT: Super Mario Bros. The actual movie only shares some names. That or Army of Two.

 

[hawkeye52]

any mmorpg made into a movie of what you actually do in game. e.g. hit people repeatedly with no real effect until they suddenly just fall over and die. paying chinese people to mine some ore for you

 

[Demongeneral109]

Dragon bal- Oh wait they already did that to us didn't they?

Damn! ninja'd... Code Geass as directed by Michael Bay... please don't let that happen nyoro~!