the worst movie ever!

[Nickthequick]

Kaazam. Ever see Shaq act?

 

[onewheeled]

the new alice and wonderland...
alice is not a fucking warrior
why fucking why i used to love you tim burton
serusly all alice ever did is mope and cry
giving her armour is like giving me flowers
i dont understand them and ill probibly do something wrong with them...

While it definitely wasn't the worst movie of all time, that movie was absolute shite.

 

[superbatranger]

I feel blessed that I have managed to avoid most of the movies mentioned so far. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to avoid them all, like The Happening, for example..damn it M Night. You used to be good! How do you go from The Sixth Sense to the tripe that was The Happening?

 

[Darwins_Folly]

Mullhalland Drive. I hate that movie soooo much. I almost got in a fight with my girlfriend in front of her mom this week over it. My girlfriend mentioned wanting to dl it because she'd never seen it, and I lost it. They both know in no uncertain terms my feelings about that movie now.

 

[Chameliondude]

Has no one seen knowing, nickolas cage ruined my christmas with that god awful piece of crap.

 

[Disturbed-Hell]

i cant make my mind up on wheather its 2012: doomsday (a shitty nock-off of 2012), or 2001: a space odicy. 2012: doomsday is poorly acted, has worse graphics than some games ive played and is either dubbed or has audio sync issues. 2001 is just monotonus and slow; and its set in the past, as predicted by someone in the 1960s.

 

[Jewrean]

I personally vote for The Last Airbender, because I love that series, and to see it reduced to a steaming pile of crap is painful.

I too said The Last Airbender because I'm a fan of the series. Did you know they have started production on a new series? 'The Legend of Korra' apparently.

I heard Nickelodeon is working on a 2 hour TV Movie wrapping up the series, dealing with pissed off Earth kingdom folks who aren't just gonna let the war end, and Zuko looking for his mom. Also, Azula. Which is awesome. Crazy Azula is awesome.

The best part. M.Night HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

Oh thank you god. 'The Legend of Korra' pretty much is a sure thing, they got a copyright for it and everything. When did you ear about this 2 hour movie / mini series / OMV?

 

[Con Carne]

Cloverfield, Gosford Park, Spiderman 3, Batman and Robin, Waterworld, (Please lovers and fanboys alike shut-up but)......Inglorious Basterds. I've made it abundantly clear that I hate the movie, I'm not going to re-explain myself, you like it, I don't, drop it....and moving on.
Actually I'm done, I know there are a bunch of other terribly horrendous movies out there, but I can't think of them right now.

 

[ZombieGenesis]

Spice World The Movie.

Ninety Spicetastic minutes later.

 

[emdotceedot]

Fuck if I know. I really dislike Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones, though I liked Revenge of the Sith (except, you know, that little ***** Anakin just kept annoying me).

And Pulp Fiction.
What the fuck was that shit all about? And what was in the fucking suitcase?
(just kidding, don't murder me)

Ninja'd.

 

[TheDustyBanana]

The Fourth Kind
Punisher Warzone
The Golden Compass
Dragonball Evolution (which reminded of The Super Mario Bros movie...speaking of which...)
Super Mario Bros.
Black Samurai (really bad martial arts movie from the 70s)
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
Jaws 4

I could go on, but I won't.

No wait, I lied:
The Doors

 

[Billabong Pobblecock]

street fighter: the movie

 

[voetballeeuw]

I would say most of the B movies on the SyFy channel and Leprechaun in space.

 

[Xeros]

Any of those stupid fucking spoof movies. Anyone even remotely related to their production needs to be burned.

 

[blankedboy]

50 000 B.C

That movie made me full with primal rage, over how fucking cocksuckingly horrible it was. I still get mad just thinking about it.

Are you thinking of 10,000 BC, or is it a different movie?


For me, definitely Shrek 3.

 

[J-Ster]

I'm just gonna go ahead and say that a lot of the more recent movies seem to be hated just because of the hype they create. Personally, I don't think hype alone is reason enough to hate something.
I like to wonder how those same movies would be received if they weren't hyped as much...

 

[WorldCritic]

"Manos, The Hands of Fate"

Never speak of that again. It never happened!

In all seriousness I would have to say Oedipus from 1957. It's about as laughably bad as Manos without the laughably part. Plus the entire film takes place in one room which is apparently floating in the middle of the sky.

Oh, and Plan 9 from Outer Space, quite possibly the only film worse than Manos.