the worst movie ever!

[Queen Michael]

I'll go with Shallow Hal, for several reasons.

1. It's not funny.
2. It's not unfunny-yet-interesting, just dull as dishwater.
3. Having Gwyneth Paltrow wear a fat-suit is probably supposed to mean that it's okay to laugh at her for being fat, since we're not really laughing at a fat chick for being a fat chick. But it's still offensive, and what's worse, not funny and offensive, just offensive.

 

[PunkRex]

"The Happening" = My arse, I was so bored I almost killed myself.

"Final Fantasy the Spirits Within" = I know each Final Fantasy has nothing to do with the others but... what was that, and talk about going out with a pfffft.

"Zodiac" = A man who makes riddles and puzzles for a newspaper helps his bosses and the police to catch a serial killer who leaves clues on his victims. This is what I was told. This is NOT what I got. "Its based on real events", yeah and I bet it was boring when it actually happened. I should have sued, bloody lying reveiws, FALSE ADVERTISMENT, WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME RELIVE THIS, CURSE YOU!!!

 

[Talvrae]

erff.... here i go with transformers 2: Revange of the Fallen

 

[I Max95]

i dont see many terrible movies
unless they look good but mostly those turn out OK
JUMPER is my personal least favorite movie of all time
i cant even think of a runner up i generally like movies
i liked the transformer movies
the prequals for star wars
the new indiana jones
all those its hard for me to hate a movie
JUMPER suceeded so it loses by default i guess

 

[maninahat]

I'll gi with Shallow Hal, for several reasons.

1. It's not funny.
2. It's not unfunny-yet interesting, just dull as dishwater.
3. Having Gwyneth Paltrow wear a fat-suit is probably supposed to mean that it's okay to laugh, since we're not really laughing at a fat chick for being a fat chick. But it's still offensive, and what's worse, not funny and offensive, just offensive.

True. Which is a shame considering its aesop is supposed to be about appreciating people for things other than their looks.

The scene on the cover, where they are boating and the fat girl is weighing the guy out of the water? That actually happened to me a short while a go. I was taking this huge, fat girl for a row in the park. Me and ny end of the boat were being, quite literally, lifted out of the water whilst her end was almost dipping under. That wasn't funny at all for me - rather harrowing in fact.

 

[Leviathan_]

Cloverfield was pretty horrible.

The Recruit is still the only film where I actually fell asleep during the movie because it was so boring.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

The Spirit. Oh god, I still have nightmares about the "comedy" in this movie.

Maybe twenty minutes of it was this awesome film noir, the rest was this odd, Adam West batman campy stuff, but somehow done horribly horribly wrong...

 

[PunkRex]

50 000 B.C

That movie made me full with primal rage, over how fucking cocksuckingly horrible it was. I still get mad just thinking about it.

I'm sure you mean 10 000 B.C., with Steven Strait and Camilla Belle (Who is fucking hot)?

If not.. Eh.

Transformers 2. Good mother of all that is good in movie making, that movie just.. blows. Nothing to it but explosions and Bay's hard-on for the American military.

10'000 BC = Got my hopes up for that one, how can a film about cave men be so shit. BUHUHUHUH I weep.

Transformers 2 = Talk about missing the point of what made the first so good and a MOTHER F'ING RAIL GUN!!! LAZINESS IS ONE THING I CANNOT TOLERATE!!! And why did he turn Starscream into such a weiner.

 

[maninahat]

"Fatal Deviation" for sure. The worst Irish Kung-fu movie.

Technically, it is probably the best too.

 

[Raticate5]

Avatar the Last Airbender. If you havent seen it yet, DONT

 

[kagemao]

Plan 9 from outer space.

 

[shotgunbob]

Southland Tales.


Apparently if you have enough notable actors your sub-plots don't have to correspond and your main plot doesn't need to make any sense.

 

[Queen Michael]

I'll gi with Shallow Hal, for several reasons.

1. It's not funny.
2. It's not unfunny-yet interesting, just dull as dishwater.
3. Having Gwyneth Paltrow wear a fat-suit is probably supposed to mean that it's okay to laugh, since we're not really laughing at a fat chick for being a fat chick. But it's still offensive, and what's worse, not funny and offensive, just offensive.

True. Which is a shame considering its aesop is supposed to be about appreciating people for things other than their looks.

What bothers me the most about it is the way that, if I remember it correctly, some of the jokes are simply about stating that Paltrow's character is fat. Like when she jumps into the swimmming-pool, creating a huge splash.

 

[oktalist]

<- check the avatar, noobs.

The answer is Monster A Go-Go [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_A_Go-Go].

 

[Shycte]

inb4: Battlefield Earth, Batman and Robin, and any movie the Cinema Snob has reviewed.

I was going to say Batman and Robin, not because the Cinema Snob reviewed it, I saw the movie before I ever heard of the guy and it was/is terrible.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Tranformer 2.


Never before have I seen such a beautiful computer graphics fall sideline to military equipment, explosions and the cardboard actress Megan Fox.

Such a disgrace.

NOt to mention devastator's Balls dangling on screen for a few seconds... Everyone was alughing their ass off and I was getting scarred for life

Yeah that was stupid. The firt movie was way more kid friendly. The second one was just pure, stinky garbage.
And Sam's mom eating hash brownies... Was that really important to the developement of the plot? I think not. (<- Ha! Rhymed)

Well Michael Bay DID apologize for the second movie and said he'd try to get it right this time

 

[PunkRex]

Would be easy to go with Mega shark vs Giant octopussy . But hey , who really see that and think it will be good ? I will go with Last X-Men movie the last stand , so much money spent on stupid floting stone and what not and not on what could have been a epic last fight with a few really powerful Villians and X-men like in the comics.

OH MY WORD, I forgot about X-Men 3, how dare you remind me of that crap. Talk about slapping all the actual X-Men fans in the face just to cash in on its popularity. Just... lame. Decent plot, TERRIBLE outcome. Well X-Men Origins was quite good, although I hear they've thrown out the Magneto Movie, which is tragic.

 

[the December King]

Trolls 2. It really did defy all fundamentals of film, and transcends, in a descending sort of way.

 

[Kiju]

Tron. It was soooooo boring!!!

You obviously weren't born in the eighties. >.>

At the time I first watched it, it was an amazing movie for it's graphics and some of the 'battles', if you will. The idea behind it was pretty neat at the time as well, since the world was just starting to get into computers.

Anywho, as for my pick...dunno, to be honest. Haven't really gone to a movie that I didn't want to see, nor do I watch movies that I think I might not like. Only one I can think of would be Cellular. It's...it's just horrible, but it's so terrible that it's funny at some points. A...um...B-Movie, I think people call it? I dunno. Does that mean it's still bad, though?

 

[aithilin]

A Haunting in Connecticut.

The freakin' Discovery channel had a better horror premise than that movie did. And better acting.